Metal Matt Fan Fic: The Ballad Of Spanky And Gee

[Metal Matt]

Well, it's that time again! This idea was requested by Spanky and Gee. This story will be a back story for the fictional characters Spanky and Gee. Have you ever wondered how they met? How they got the Delorean? You'll find out in this story.

The Ballad Of Spanky and Gee

by Metal Matt

Idea by Spanky and Gee

ACT I, PART I:

SPANKY: There you go, Ryan Gosling. This is your new home.

SPANKY lives in an apartment in Wisconsin. His room is inhabited with a Ryan Gosling cardboard cut-out, a Batman plushie, A traffic cone named Jumbo, a John Cena action figure, and Demetri The Toilet Paper Holding Bear.

SPANKY: Well, what to do, what to do. Maybe I'll go on Skype. Maybe I'll find some interesting people on here. But first, let me check the mail.

SPANKY goes to check the mail. He gets several bills, and a magazine highlighting the life of Roy Cohn.

SPANKY: Roy Cohn, eh? Maybe later.

We then cut to GEE, who is living in an apartment in Canada.

GEE: Whoa, it's cold out there.

GEE checks the mail, and gets several bills, a magazine highlighting the life of Roy Cohn, and a copy of Puss In Boots.

GEE: Well, that green big man isn't in it, but it'll do. But I think I'll watch the first Shrek movie again. Boo yah!

GEE watches Shrek.

GEE: They're starting off with a Smash Mouth song? Can't wait to hear their cover of the Monkees' I'm A Believer. That's their only good song. Metal Matt would agree with me.

An hour and a half later...

GEE: Ah, that movie never gets old. Shrek is love. Shrek is life. Let's see what's going on on Skype.

SPANKY is browsing Skype. He then sees a person named Gee. At the same time, GEE sees a person named Spanky. Both of them call each other.

SPANKY: Hello?

GEE: Hello?

SPANKY: What's up? Hey, that's Shrek!

GEE: Yep, I love that ogre.

SPANKY: What's your name?

GEE: Gee. What's your name?

SPANKY: Spanky.

ACT I, PART II coming soon...

[Zephyr]

So how far is this from the Fan Fic called (The Fan)? Great job so far!

[Metal Matt]

It takes place a few months before The Fan, so about November 2013 or so.

[Spanky]

Verya nice, I dig it. Got all my apartment buddies in there and everything. So far the only fictional thing is the actual bills, lol. I went paperless. But indeed a good read.

[Gee]

Yeah pretty sure this all happened in real life...it was cold in Canada, and I watch Shrek on a daily...and he is love...he is life....and I really truly met Spanky over Skype thanks to PoC. I love it man, can't wait for more

[Metal Matt]

I should mention that it's based on a true story.

[Spanky]

Yup, and he's going on Chucky Nation calling me out, sharing our page and telling people not to go there, etc.

[Metal Matt]

ACT I, PART II:

GEE: So, Spanky, what's going on in your world tonight?

SPANKY: TONIGHT!!! I love that Def Leppard song.

GEE: Me too! I heard that's one of Metal Matt's favorite Def Leppard songs. He says it's great and underrated.

SPANKY: Yeah, Metal Matt is pretty awesome. I'm going to his concert in L.A. in just a few days.

GEE: Nice! Metal Matt IS awesome!  So what other musical artists do you like?

SPANKY: I like some Rob Zombie, Weird Al, stuff like that.

GEE: Yeah, me too. I also like some Billy Joel and Celine Dion as well.

SPANKY: Right. So, are you interested in time travel?

GEE: Interested? I think it's the bee's knees! If a bee had knees, that is.

SPANKY: Time travel is impossible. Now a giant animated robot. Expect that to happen any day now.

GEE: No, you see, I was watching Shrek Forever After the other day, and I thought the whole concept of time travel was interesting. So I decided to go ahead and invest in a time machine. But not any time machine. THE time machine. The Delorean from Back To The Future.

SPANKY: How did you get something like that?

GEE: Let's just say the less said, the better. Anyway, I can travel to Wisconsin in the speed of light in this thing. Hold on.

GEE gets in the Delorean and travels to Wisconsin in the speed of light. Gee then appears in SPANKY's apartment.

GEE: See?

SPANKY: Awesome. So where would you want to travel to?

GEE: I think it would be interesting to travel to 1934.

SPANKY: OK, let's go.

SPANKY and GEE get in the Delorean outside and speed up to 88 miles per hour. They then end up in Texas, circa 1934.

SPANKY: Well, this looks different.

GEE: What's going on in there?

A man and a woman go inside a bank.

MAN: ALRIGHT, PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!!

WOMAN: WE'RE BONNIE AND CLYDE, AND WE'RE HERE TO MAKE AN IMPACT!!

Act II, PART I coming soon...

[Zephyr]

I love it!! Great job!! Love the Bonnie and Clyde add.

[Spanky]

I like it man. I like it a lot.

[Gee]

OHH SNAP. I love this man, it will be real interesting to see how Spanky and Gee go up against Bonnie and Clyde

[Metal Matt]

ACT II, PART I:

GEE: Whoa, Bonnie and Clyde.

SPANKY: Is that Bonnie and Clyde? Everything looks black and white to me.

GEE: They're robbing a bank! Should we let them get away with this?

SPANKY: Let's see where this is going.

BONNIE and CLYDE exit the car.

CLYDE: Get in!

BONNIE and CLYDE drive off.

GEE: Let's go after them. We can be heroes!

SPANKY: In the Delorean? Well,  I guess we can go less than 88 MPH. Let's hope they don't drive like crazy.

SPANKY and GEE chase after BONNIE and CLYDE.

SPANKY: We need some chase music. Ah, here we go.

WRITER'S NOTE: In the story, the song starts at the 1:46 mark.

GEE: Really?

SPANKY: Yeah, it's like you said. We're going to be heroes!

GEE: Right.

The song quickly ends.

GEE: Alright, now it's time for some REAL chase music!



SPANKY and GEE: Perfect.

SPANKY and GEE catch up to BONNIE and CLYDE. They shoot the car.

BONNIE: Who are these two?

CLYDE: I don't know, but they're about to ruin everything! Stop 'em!

BONNIE attempts to shoot the Delorean, but misses. SPANKY and GEE shoot the car several times before it rolls off the hill. SPANKY and GEE investigate and BONNIE and CLYDE are nowhere to be found.

SPANKY: Well, we can return this to the bank. But we'll keep half for ourselves.

GEE: Sounds fair enough.

SPANKY and GEE drive off. BONNIE and CLYDE sit up from the bottom of the hill, still alive.

BONNIE: They have our money!

CLYDE: Don't remind me. We'll get those two, if it's the last thing we do...

The end is near. ACT II, PART II coming soon...

[Spanky]

Very nice man, digging the music.

[smngry]

Fuck...

Bonnie & Clyde...

Keep going, certainly entertaining mate

[Gee]

Now that's some good chase music. Can't wait to read more, buddy