Post by Metal Matt on Jul 14, 2014 21:56:38 GMT -6
ACT II, PART II:
CLYDE: OK, I have no idea who those two were, but they ruined our plans.
BONNIE: Well, what are we going to do?
CLYDE: I have an idea, a vicious idea. And when we do it, they won't know what's happening. Bonnie, we're going to blow their heads off. And then some heads are gonna roll.
BONNIE: Oh, baby, I love it when you get dark.
Meanwhile, on the outskirts of town...
SPANKY: OK, I think Bonnie and Clyde are coming for us, so we need to prepare.
GEE: We need some ammunition. Guns. Knives. We have to defend ourselves.
SPANKY: I think I saw a place on Main Street. Let's go.
SPANKY and GEE go to the gun store, called UNCLE TED'S AMMUNITION AND OTHER CRAP.
SPANKY: OK, holmes, what you got?
UNCLE TED: Well, what are you looking for?
GEE: Any weapon that can kill bandits.
UNCLE TED: I got just a thing. It's a machete. Just a little stabbing motion, and they'll be flowing more than my grandfather in the bathroom on Thanksgiving.
SPANKY: We also need guns.
UNCLE TED: Here you go. Shotguns, pistols, firearms, anything you need.
GEE: Thanks.
SPANKY and GEE get in the Delorean.
SPANKY: I think we're prepared.
GEE: Speaking of prepared, a few days ago, I installed a TV in here. Just for fun. If we're ever waiting for someone, we can have something to entertain ourselves.
BONNIE AND CLYDE are driving up.
GEE: They've found us!
SPANKY: Let's drive! Now comes time for some chase music.
GEE: Really?
SPANKY: Come on, this is just entertaining.
CLYDE shoots the TV through the back window.
GEE: They're catching up to us!
SPANKY: Let's drive faster!
GEE: I'll try and shoot them.
SPANKY AND GEE are able to get behind BONNIE and CLYDE's car, but not before the Delorean's tire is shot. GEE is able to throw a knife, wounding BONNIE. BONNIE and CLYDE's car crashes. SPANKY and GEE get out and shoot BONNIE AND CLYDE, killing them. They continue to shoot for several hours before finally running out of ammunition.
SPANKY: Well, that was fun.
GEE: Let's get out of here, before the cops show up. There's a spare tire in the backseat.
The tire is quickly replaced and SPANKY and GEE end up back in the present day.
GEE: Well, if that wasn't an adventure, I don't know what is. Well, I better be going back to Canada right about now.
SPANKY: See ya. I'm off to the Metal Matt concert.
GEE: Have fun! Bye!
SPANKY: Bye.
The End.
Well, this was cool to write. I have plenty more ideas in the near future, including back stories for Chucky115Awesome, Dragon D4, and Metal Matt and Tiffany attempting to try and find Chucky between the events of Child's Play and Bride Of Chucky. Hope you enjoyed, and thanks for reading!
CLYDE: OK, I have no idea who those two were, but they ruined our plans.
BONNIE: Well, what are we going to do?
CLYDE: I have an idea, a vicious idea. And when we do it, they won't know what's happening. Bonnie, we're going to blow their heads off. And then some heads are gonna roll.
BONNIE: Oh, baby, I love it when you get dark.
Meanwhile, on the outskirts of town...
SPANKY: OK, I think Bonnie and Clyde are coming for us, so we need to prepare.
GEE: We need some ammunition. Guns. Knives. We have to defend ourselves.
SPANKY: I think I saw a place on Main Street. Let's go.
SPANKY and GEE go to the gun store, called UNCLE TED'S AMMUNITION AND OTHER CRAP.
SPANKY: OK, holmes, what you got?
UNCLE TED: Well, what are you looking for?
GEE: Any weapon that can kill bandits.
UNCLE TED: I got just a thing. It's a machete. Just a little stabbing motion, and they'll be flowing more than my grandfather in the bathroom on Thanksgiving.
SPANKY: We also need guns.
UNCLE TED: Here you go. Shotguns, pistols, firearms, anything you need.
GEE: Thanks.
SPANKY and GEE get in the Delorean.
SPANKY: I think we're prepared.
GEE: Speaking of prepared, a few days ago, I installed a TV in here. Just for fun. If we're ever waiting for someone, we can have something to entertain ourselves.
BONNIE AND CLYDE are driving up.
GEE: They've found us!
SPANKY: Let's drive! Now comes time for some chase music.
GEE: Really?
SPANKY: Come on, this is just entertaining.
CLYDE shoots the TV through the back window.
GEE: They're catching up to us!
SPANKY: Let's drive faster!
GEE: I'll try and shoot them.
SPANKY AND GEE are able to get behind BONNIE and CLYDE's car, but not before the Delorean's tire is shot. GEE is able to throw a knife, wounding BONNIE. BONNIE and CLYDE's car crashes. SPANKY and GEE get out and shoot BONNIE AND CLYDE, killing them. They continue to shoot for several hours before finally running out of ammunition.
SPANKY: Well, that was fun.
GEE: Let's get out of here, before the cops show up. There's a spare tire in the backseat.
The tire is quickly replaced and SPANKY and GEE end up back in the present day.
GEE: Well, if that wasn't an adventure, I don't know what is. Well, I better be going back to Canada right about now.
SPANKY: See ya. I'm off to the Metal Matt concert.
GEE: Have fun! Bye!
SPANKY: Bye.
The End.
Well, this was cool to write. I have plenty more ideas in the near future, including back stories for Chucky115Awesome, Dragon D4, and Metal Matt and Tiffany attempting to try and find Chucky between the events of Child's Play and Bride Of Chucky. Hope you enjoyed, and thanks for reading!
