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Post by Metal Matt on Jul 8, 2014 21:52:37 GMT -6
Another fanfic! This idea was suggested by Spanky. In this fanfic, Metal Matt, Chucky, and Tiffany go back in time to the 60s. Why? Who knows? Killing hippies? Why not?
Welcome To The '60s
By Metal Matt
Idea suggested by Spanky
ACT I, PART I:
METAL MATT, CHUCKY, and TIFFANY are watching Hair.
METAL MATT: Let the sunshine in...
CHUCKY: God, these dirty hippies make me sick.
METAL MATT: Oh, come on. Have a heart, will you?
TIFFANY: Yeah, after all, they're amazing singers.
CHUCKY: You know me, I hate hippies.
METAL MATT: So do I, but you don't see me going all wild on them.
CHUCKY: Believe me, if I had a time machine, I would travel back to the '60s just to kill some of them. Especially at Woodstock.
METAL MATT: Be careful what you wish for, dude.
TIFFANY: What? You have a time machine?
METAL MATT: No, but Spanky and Gee do. They got all inspired by Shrek Forever After or something like that, and bought the Delorean that was used in those Back To The Future movies. And you know what? We're going to use it.
TIFFANY: Will Spanky and Gee mind?
METAL MATT: They won't mind. They're on a much deserved vacation. Besides, they barely use it anyway. We're going to the 60s.
TIFFANY: What about Jennifer?
METAL MATT: She's in Toronto filming a movie for a couple of months. We should only be gone a day or so.
CHUCKY: Sure. Why not? It'll be a new adventure.
METAL MATT: OK, let's do this.
All three get into the Delorean.
TIFFANY: Why are you driving so fast?
METAL MATT: We gotta get it to 88 miles per hour! Oh, here it goooeeesss!!!!
The three time travel back to 1969.
METAL MATT: So, how many hippies do you want to kill?
CHUCKY: A minimum of 100.
METAL MATT: So just cause havoc?
TIFFANY: We can definitely do that. Oh, look, there's one right now!
HIPPIE: Seriously, baby, I can do anything I want.
METAL MATT: Well, he's high. Victim #1.
METAL MATT, CHUCKY, and TIFFANY stab the HIPPIE to death.
CHUCKY: This is going to be fun.
MANAGER: Hey, dude? What's your name?
METAL MATT: Metal Matt.
MANAGER: How would you like to headline Woodstock. It's a three day festival of peace, love, and music. Really cool environment. What do you say?
METAL MATT: Sure.
MANAGER: Alright! The first night is Friday. See ya then!
METAL MATT: See ya.
TIFFANY: Well, Metal Matt. Looks like we'll be partying this weekend.
METAL MATT: Well, for once you're right Chucky. This IS going to be fun.
ACT I, PART II coming soon...
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Post by Zephyr on Jul 8, 2014 23:25:57 GMT -6
So is Metal Matt still immortal in the 60's?? Just wondering because the 60's is before he became immortal.
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Post by Zephyr on Jul 8, 2014 23:27:15 GMT -6
Oh and good job by the way. Nothen like a group of people killing hippis. Lol
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Post by Metal Matt on Jul 8, 2014 23:32:07 GMT -6
He time traveled to 1969 from 2014, so he is still immortal.  |
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Post by Metal Matt on Jul 9, 2014 15:37:19 GMT -6
ACT I, PART II:
METAL MATT: So I'm going to be performing at Woodstock.
CHUCKY: With a bunch of hippies.
METAL MATT: Yeah, that's true. But don't you see? I have the chance to rewrite history!
TIFFANY: What do you mean?
METAL MATT: I can kill off bands for the greater good! Bands like Jefferson Airplane and Sha Na Na.
TIFFANY: What do you have against those bands?
METAL MATT: Well, Sha Na Na is just terrible. Why they're even performing at Woodstock is the real question. They're everything this counter culture is rebelling against! And as far as Jefferson Airplane is concerned, if we kill them, then Starship will never happen.
CHUCKY: What are you talking about?
METAL MATT: Well, in the 70s, members of Jefferson Airplane will form Jefferson Starship. Then members of that band will form Starship. And while Starship would have their own identity, it still has roots in Jefferson Airplane.
TIFFANY: I thought you liked Starship?
METAL MATT: I kind of do. But have you ever seen the music videos for "We Built This City" or "Sara"? They're terrible. Look at it this way, I'm doing the world a favor.
CHUCKY: Metal Matt, what is the point of all of this?
METAL MATT: The point is, at this Woodstock festival, will be tons of hippies. We can complete our mission there, and at the same time, complete my own mission and make Woodstock the most memorable music festival of all time.
CHUCKY: OK...
METAL MATT: Well, we have to prepare. There's going to be a party tonight at Janis Joplin's house tonight. There's bound to be tons of hippies there.
CHUCKY: Well, we need the exercise.
Later that night at Janis Joplin's house...
JANIS: OK, let's get this party started!!
METAL MATT: OK, no one can see you. Nothing stands out more like two freaky dolls.
CHUCKY: Right.
TIFFANY: Wait, I have an idea. Let's split up and kill some hippies on our own.
METAL MATT: Nice. Now we don't have to kill everyone here. Just enough people to get our killing mojo back.
METAL MATT, CHUCKY, and TIFFANY split up. METAL MATT walks up to a member of JANIS JOPLIN's band and kills him by pouring beer down his throat and choking him with a rag. CHUCKY stabs a hippie to death. TIFFANY slits the throat of a roadie. The three sneak out of the house.
METAL MATT: Well, did everybody do fine.
CHUCKY: Yeah, we did.
METAL MATT: Well, Woodstock is tomorrow. Let's continue to prepare.
ACT II, PART I coming soon...
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Post by Spanky on Jul 9, 2014 15:58:57 GMT -6
Nice dude I like it! I am glad you make Gee and I possess of the Delorean. And we don't use it often... as far as you know |
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Post by Gee on Jul 9, 2014 16:01:48 GMT -6
I'm loving our cameos in these fanfics.
How fitting for Metal Matt to be at Woodstock, and to have the ability to time travel. Love it so far!
wooaaaahhh
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Post by Spanky on Jul 9, 2014 16:03:37 GMT -6
Yeah, also, maybe Gee and I used the time machine to go back in time and invent the ribcage t-shirt, because we saw you as a kid and thought "You know what, he's gonna be somebody some day, and he'll need something to symbolize his power and awesomeness."
But who knows what stuff Gee and I have done in the past, it'd be like the Robot Chicken bit "Dicks with Time Machines" or whatever.
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Post by Metal Matt on Jul 9, 2014 16:08:16 GMT -6
That could make for an interesting fanfic... |
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Post by Spanky on Jul 9, 2014 16:09:38 GMT -6
Also, with your immortality, I'd assume it follows BTTF rules since you're using the DeLorean, so you are safe. Now if it were "X-Men : Days of Future Past" rules, you might be in trouble.
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Post by Metal Matt on Jul 9, 2014 16:15:12 GMT -6
Yeah, it's BTTF rules. I haven't seen DOFP, so yeah, lol.
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Post by Spanky on Jul 9, 2014 16:16:39 GMT -6
Well it's not a spoiler by any regards, but really only Wolverine's "consciousness" travels back in time to his body back then, so he doesn't have metal claws, so that logic would only work if you were alive back then
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Post by Metal Matt on Jul 9, 2014 23:16:40 GMT -6
ACT II, PART I:
METAL MATT: OK, tonight is Woodstock. Is everybody ready?
CHUCKY: Yep.
TIFFANY: You know it!
METAL MATT: Knife?
CHUCKY: Check.
METAL MATT: Gun?
TIFFANY: Check.
METAL MATT: Bandana?
CHUCKY and TIFFANY: Check.
METAL MATT: OK, we're prepared. You guys know what to do, right?
CHUCKY: Right, we kill as many hippies as we can.
METAL MATT: That's right. Now the place is going to be packed, so you're going to have to use some stealth to get away clean.
CHUCKY: Stealth is my bread and butter.
METAL MATT: There should be plenty of hippies sprawled out everywhere. As long as you kill one hippie, bring them to an area to buy them, we should get away clean with this. By the way, here you go. [gives CHUCKY and TIFFANY walkie-talkies] We can communicate with this. I should be alone backstage. I'll keep a lookout for any strange activity. Now, under any circumstances, DO NOT communicate with me while I'm performing. I should be up there for a good thirty minutes. After I'm finished performing, then we can go back home.
TIFFANY: Out of curiosity, what songs are you going to perform tonight?
METAL MATT: Well, I want it to be a surprise...
In the "dressing room" (actually a barn) METAL MATT is talking with JIMI HENDRIX, SANTANA, THE GRATEFUL DEAD, CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL, THE WHO, CROSBY, STILLS, NASH, AND YOUNG, and SHA NA NA.
JIMI: So, you're the rookie, eh?
METAL MATT: Pretty much so.
SANTANA: Nothing wrong with that. We were all there before.
THE GRATEFUL DEAD: So what songs are you playing tonight, man?
METAL MATT: I'll keep that a mystery.
JIMI: I love this kid. It'll definitely be electrifying, that's for sure.
MANAGER: Hey, guys, it's time.
THE WHO: Well, it's time to do this thing. Good luck out there guys. Hopefully we won't be interrupted by anyone crazy.
All the bands leave except for SHA NA NA.
SHA NA NA: So, when did you debut?
METAL MATT: Last year with the song, "Wasting My Time".
SHA NA NA: We've never heard of that song.
METAL MATT: Wasn't a big hit. Out of curiosity, why are you performing here? You guys seem so out of place.
SHA NA NA: To be honest, even we're not sure. But we'll do anything for money.
METAL MATT: Interesting. Oh, one more thing. [pulls out a knife] Rest In Pieces.
METAL MATT stabs the band in the throats. METAL MATT pulls one member's thoat out, disembowels another one, and stabs the other members to death. METAL MATT gets on the walkie talkie.
METAL MATT: OK, phase one of my mission is complete. How are you two coming along?
A stack of 20 hippies are behind them.
CHUCKY: Right now, everything is going according to plan.
The end is near. ACT II, PART II coming soon...
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Post by Spanky on Jul 10, 2014 3:04:44 GMT -6
Stupid hippies. I am liking it, especially you interacting with all the different bands.
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Post by Gee on Jul 10, 2014 4:58:19 GMT -6
I literally picture Jimi Hendrix high as a kite being badass along with Metal Matt. Really liking this, man. Can't wait for more
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