Post by Metal Matt on Jul 10, 2014 17:31:08 GMT -6
ACT II, PART II:
METAL MATT sneaks the bodies of SHA NA NA out of the barn and buries them. He meets up with CHUCKY and TIFFANY.
METAL MATT: So, how are we doing?
CHUCKY: We're halfway done. 50 hippies down. It's pretty easy to get away with murder when they're all tripping on acid.
TIFFANY: How are you doing?
METAL MATT: I'm halfway done myself. I just killed Sha Na Na. The only thing left to do is to kill Jefferson Airplane.
TIFFANY: Then can we go home?
METAL MATT: Absolutely. I think the other bands don't like Jefferson Airplane. They seem to have giant egos. Maybe I can convince them to help me.
CHUCKY: Who's performing now?
METAL MATT: Looks like The Who. Let's rock.
The WHO play "My Generation" as METAL MATT hunts for JEFFERSON AIRPLANE.
METAL MATT: Oh, White Rabbits, come out, come out, wherever you are!
As The WHO finish, a rebel hippie jumps up onto the stage.
METAL MATT: Who is this guy?
CHUCKY kills the hippie as he is dragged off the stage.
METAL MATT finds JEFFERSON AIRPLANE and kills half the band, while the other half are able to escape.
JIMI HENDRIX goes onto the stage and performs "Fire".
THE GRATEFUL DEAD: Hey, rookie, what are you doing to Jefferson Airplane?
METAL MATT: If you must know, I'm attempting to kill Jefferson Airplane.
SANTANA: Why?
METAL MATT: Something in the future is going to happen with this band. And it's not a good thing.
THE GRATEFUL DEAD: Count us in. We don't condone murder, but when it's happening to egotistical bands like these, we cut some slack.
THE WHO: Count us in too.
SANTANA: Yeah, let's do this.
JIMI HENDRIX comes off the stage, while CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL goes onstage and performs "Fortunate Son".
JIMI: What's happening?
THE WHO: Metal Matt here wants to kill Jefferson Airplane.
JIMI: Doesn't everyone? I'll help you cats out.
All the bands help METAL MATT find JEFFERSON AIRPLANE while CHUCKY and TIFFANY stab, choke and kill many hippies, eventually making it to 100.
CHUCKY: [on walkie talkie] Hey, Metal Matt, our mission is accomplished. How about you?
METAL MATT: I'm chasing them down right now. After I kill them, I'll go onstage and perform and then we can leave.
TIFFANY: Alright, we'll just hang back for now.
All the bands finally find the remaining members of Jefferson Airplane and each take turns stabbing them and attacking them with musical instruments.
THE WHO: Mission accomplished.
METAL MATT: Well, guys, thanks for your help.
GRATEFUL DEAD: No problem, man. You're the final performance for tonight. Rock it, bro.
JIMI: Yeah, good luck. We'll be watching.
METAL MATT: Thanks, guys. Hope you enjoy the performance.
METAL MATT goes up onstage and performs "Electrify". After the performance, the festival then ends and METAL MATT, CHUCKY, and TIFFANY get into the Delorean and get it up to 88 miles per hour, killing hippies as they drive. The three eventually arrive back in 2014.
METAL MATT: Well, that was a fun trip, was it not?
CHUCKY: Yeah, we totally need to do something like that again.
TIFFANY: We can always go to the 70s and kill the Brady Bunch.
METAL MATT: That sounds like a plan.
The End.
OK, so I personally thought this was stronger than my last one. The next one I might write was suggested by Dragon D4, back stories about members of the Metal Army. So if you are interested in having a back story, feel free to let me know. Thank you for reading!
METAL MATT sneaks the bodies of SHA NA NA out of the barn and buries them. He meets up with CHUCKY and TIFFANY.
METAL MATT: So, how are we doing?
CHUCKY: We're halfway done. 50 hippies down. It's pretty easy to get away with murder when they're all tripping on acid.
TIFFANY: How are you doing?
METAL MATT: I'm halfway done myself. I just killed Sha Na Na. The only thing left to do is to kill Jefferson Airplane.
TIFFANY: Then can we go home?
METAL MATT: Absolutely. I think the other bands don't like Jefferson Airplane. They seem to have giant egos. Maybe I can convince them to help me.
CHUCKY: Who's performing now?
METAL MATT: Looks like The Who. Let's rock.
The WHO play "My Generation" as METAL MATT hunts for JEFFERSON AIRPLANE.
METAL MATT: Oh, White Rabbits, come out, come out, wherever you are!
As The WHO finish, a rebel hippie jumps up onto the stage.
METAL MATT: Who is this guy?
CHUCKY kills the hippie as he is dragged off the stage.
METAL MATT finds JEFFERSON AIRPLANE and kills half the band, while the other half are able to escape.
JIMI HENDRIX goes onto the stage and performs "Fire".
THE GRATEFUL DEAD: Hey, rookie, what are you doing to Jefferson Airplane?
METAL MATT: If you must know, I'm attempting to kill Jefferson Airplane.
SANTANA: Why?
METAL MATT: Something in the future is going to happen with this band. And it's not a good thing.
THE GRATEFUL DEAD: Count us in. We don't condone murder, but when it's happening to egotistical bands like these, we cut some slack.
THE WHO: Count us in too.
SANTANA: Yeah, let's do this.
JIMI HENDRIX comes off the stage, while CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL goes onstage and performs "Fortunate Son".
JIMI: What's happening?
THE WHO: Metal Matt here wants to kill Jefferson Airplane.
JIMI: Doesn't everyone? I'll help you cats out.
All the bands help METAL MATT find JEFFERSON AIRPLANE while CHUCKY and TIFFANY stab, choke and kill many hippies, eventually making it to 100.
CHUCKY: [on walkie talkie] Hey, Metal Matt, our mission is accomplished. How about you?
METAL MATT: I'm chasing them down right now. After I kill them, I'll go onstage and perform and then we can leave.
TIFFANY: Alright, we'll just hang back for now.
All the bands finally find the remaining members of Jefferson Airplane and each take turns stabbing them and attacking them with musical instruments.
THE WHO: Mission accomplished.
METAL MATT: Well, guys, thanks for your help.
GRATEFUL DEAD: No problem, man. You're the final performance for tonight. Rock it, bro.
JIMI: Yeah, good luck. We'll be watching.
METAL MATT: Thanks, guys. Hope you enjoy the performance.
METAL MATT goes up onstage and performs "Electrify". After the performance, the festival then ends and METAL MATT, CHUCKY, and TIFFANY get into the Delorean and get it up to 88 miles per hour, killing hippies as they drive. The three eventually arrive back in 2014.
METAL MATT: Well, that was a fun trip, was it not?
CHUCKY: Yeah, we totally need to do something like that again.
TIFFANY: We can always go to the 70s and kill the Brady Bunch.
METAL MATT: That sounds like a plan.
The End.
OK, so I personally thought this was stronger than my last one. The next one I might write was suggested by Dragon D4, back stories about members of the Metal Army. So if you are interested in having a back story, feel free to let me know. Thank you for reading!
