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Post by Metal Matt on Jun 26, 2014 17:32:11 GMT -6
PROLOGUE:
It is now 10 years since the events of Metal Matt's Seed Of Chucky. METAL MATT, JENNIFER, and TIFFANY are still in L.A. METAL MATT has been on a nostalgia kick as of late, reminiscing about the good ol' days of murdering people in Detroit. He also obsessively watches old WWE Raw episodes from 2002-2003 as well as classic commercials, but that has nothing to do with the story.
METAL MATT: You know, girls, I kind of miss the old days.
TIFFANY: What are you talking about?
METAL MATT: You know, back in Detroit. We used to live in our trailer. We would kill, listen to Hard Rock and Heavy Metal music, and just straight up party. I miss those days. Hell, I even kind of miss killing people out here. Ten years ago was just awesome.
JENNIFER: So, you're nostalgic, is what you're saying.
METAL MATT: That's right.
TIFFANY: Well, If you're feeling nostalgic, let's do something. Something that all of us will enjoy doing.
METAL MATT: Yeah...
JENNIFER: Let's take a vacation to Detroit.
METAL MATT: Right.
Suddenly, someone busts through METAL MATT's door. It is revealed to be none other than MICHAEL MYERS.
METAL MATT: What the hell is William Shatner doing here?
MICHAEL MYERS brings out a knife.
METAL MATT: Girls, go upstairs and protect the kids. I'll take care of this loser.
METAL MATT grabs MICHAEL MYERS and slams him through a wall. MICHAEL MYERS sits up and throws METAL MATT through a television. METAL MATT is mildly electrocuted.
METAL MATT: Is that the best you've got, Priceline Negotiator?
METAL MATT fights MICHAEL MYERS for a while, before he stabs MICHAEL MYERS in the face. Suddenly, MICHAEL MYERS supernaturally disappears.
JENNIFER: Who was that?
METAL MATT: I don't know. But I'm going to find out. Things just got a hell of a lot more interesting...
ACT I, PART I coming soon...
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Post by Spanky on Jun 26, 2014 20:05:48 GMT -6
Wow very interesting man, I am definitely intrigued.
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Post by Metal Matt on Jun 26, 2014 22:04:27 GMT -6
ACT I, PART I:
Metal Matt googles "William Shatner mask" on his laptop. He clicks on a link that says "Michael Myers- Wikipedia". He reads all about it.
METAL MATT: Looks like I found the guy. His name is "Michael Myers", and Hollywood has been making endless movies surrounding the events of Haddenfield, Illinois in 1978.
TIFFANY: So we're not the only ones Hollywood has tried to screw over?
METAL MATT: Apparently not. There's been 8 movies, a remake of the original, and a sequel to the remake.
JENNIFER: Looks like they've been milking that cow.
METAL MATT: I don't know what he was doing here, but if he comes back, I'll be ready.
METAL MATT later goes to the grocery store.
METAL MATT: So, what do we need? We need bread, milk, a pumpkin for Halloween, and some cereal. Some cereal for a serial killer. I like it.
Suddenly, from behind Metal Matt is thrown through the bread shelf by a masked figure. The figure is wearing a worn out jacket and pants. He is welding a machete and is wearing a beat up hockey mask.
METAL MATT: Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
JASON VOORHEES stabs METAL MATT multiple times with his machete, until METAL MATT brings out a machete of his own.
METAL MATT: Luckily, I'm always prepared.
METAL MATT slashes JASON with his machete. They fight throughout the grocery store. METAL MATT pours several cartons of milk on JASON.
METAL MATT: Milk does a body good. Not that it'll help you...
METAL MATT bashes JASON's head with a giant pumpkin. METAL MATT throws JASON through the wine shelves, shattering the glasses. METAL MATT knocks down a shelf full of huge water canisters, causing the whole store to flood. METAL MATT is able to run out of the store before the store is filled with water. METAL MATT is later seen at home.
JENNIFER: So, who tried to attack you?
METAL MATT: Some goalie, I guess. He must be associated with that Michael Myers guy. There's got to be a reason that I'm being attacked lately.
TIFFANY: Well, your new album did receive mixed reviews...
METAL MATT: Yeah, but it wasn't THAT bad... Was it? Anyway, the point is, I need to do something about this. Those two want to start a war, then they'll get a war. And I am going to regret doing this, but I do need someone to team up with. Where are the remains of... Chucky?
ACT I, PART II coming soon...
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Post by Zephyr on Jun 26, 2014 22:41:27 GMT -6
Oh crap. This is getting good. Keep up the good work man. I love this stuff!!!
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Post by Spanky on Jun 26, 2014 22:51:19 GMT -6
Oh man Metal Matt and Chucky fitting to double team some fools.
I am enjoyimg reading this.
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Post by Metal Matt on Jun 26, 2014 23:05:42 GMT -6
Yeah, I'm looking forward to writing the next part because anyone who's read my previous fanfics know that Metal Matt and Chucky don't exactly have the strongest friendship. Can they team up without trying to assault the other? It'll be interesting, to say the least.
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Post by Spanky on Jun 27, 2014 3:07:14 GMT -6
Maybe they should make up over some Taco Bell.
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Post by Zephyr on Jun 27, 2014 10:41:37 GMT -6
Or some pork skins!!!
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Post by Metal Matt on Jun 27, 2014 10:50:32 GMT -6
Maybe Chucky, Tiffany, and Metal Matt can watch vacation slides while eating pork rinds.  |
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Post by Zephyr on Jun 27, 2014 11:14:39 GMT -6
Thats what I was getting at!! Lol
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Post by Metal Matt on Jun 27, 2014 14:27:07 GMT -6
ACT I, PART II:
METAL MATT and TIFFANY rebuild CHUCKY in a similar way as in Bride Of Chucky.
METAL MATT: Aue due Damballa, give me the power I beg of you! Leveau Mercier du Bois Chailoitte. Secoise Entienne Mais pois de morte. Ade Due Damalla. Awake!
CHUCKY reanimates.
CHUCKY: Well, well, well, look who resurrected me.
METAL MATT: You think I wanted to? Believe me, if it were up to me, you would stay dead. Anyway, I never thought I would say this, but... I actually need your help.
CHUCKY: Oh, what, you can't take care of this all by yourself?
METAL MATT: Believe me, I can handle everything that comes my way. I just figured I could use some help against these guys.
CHUCKY: Against who?
METAL MATT: These guys named Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees. I've never heard of them either, but apparently Hollywood has made endless movies based on what they've done.
CHUCKY: Let me guess- they attacked you?
METAL MATT: Right. I guess you aren't as dumb as I thought.
CHUCKY: You're a real comedian, Metal Matt.
METAL MATT: Funnier than you are.
Suddenly, MICHAEL MYERS and JASON VOORHEES show up in METAL MATT's house.
CHUCKY: Oh. So that's what you mean.
METAL MATT: Yeah. Welcome back to my world. So are we going to take care of these guys or not?
CHUCKY: Let's just get this over with.
METAL MATT and CHUCKY team up to fight MICHAEL MYERS and JASON VOORHEES, respectively. METAL MATT is fighting MICHAEL MYERS in the kitchen while CHUCKY is fighting JASON in the living room. CHUCKY jumps on JASON's back and stabs him several times. JASON throws CHUCKY into a lamp. Meanwhile, METAL MATT is fighting MICHAEL MYERS. MICHAEL MYERS throws METAL MATT into several shelves, shattering the dishes. METAL MATT grabs MICHAEL's head and puts in the microwave for several seconds. METAL MATT throws MICHAEL MYERS into the stove and puts it on 350 degrees. MICHAEL's head catches on fire.
METAL MATT: Ahh. Oven fresh.
METAL MATT later goes into the living room to help CHUCKY out. METAL MATT smashes JASON with another lamp. METAL MATT and Chucky beat on JASON with fireplace pokers. METAL MATT throws JASON through the front door. JASON and MICHAEL supernaturally disappear.
CHUCKY: So, that felt pretty good.
METAL MATT: Yeah, I'll be honest, that was pretty fun.
CHUCKY: Okay, I'll help you out, man. I'm willing to bury the hatchet.
METAL MATT: Same here, dude. [the two shake hands]
JENNIFER: Well, there's gotta be someone that's sending these guys after you.
METAL MATT: Yeah.
CHUCKY: Tiffany, nice to see you too.
TIFFANY: Nice to see you too.
Suddenly, LEATHERFACE and THE LEPRECHAUN break into the house.
METAL MATT and CHUCKY: Oh, come on!
THE LEPRECHAUN: Sorry, boys and girls! We're just sending you a message courtesy of a special someone!
METAL MATT: I knew it.
CHUCKY: You ready to fight?
METAL MATT: Yeah. These two messed with the wrong killers. Let's do this.
ACT II, PART I coming soon...
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Post by Spanky on Jun 27, 2014 17:20:23 GMT -6
Pretty entertaining dude, can't wait to see where it goes from here.
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Post by Metal Matt on Jun 27, 2014 17:50:45 GMT -6
ACT II, PART I:
METAL MATT: Okay, you take the midget, I take Leatherface here.
CHUCKY: Right.
METAL MATT: Let's take it outside. I'm tired of fighting in my house. Makes me feel like I'm in a low budget movie.
METAL MATT and CHUCKY kick LEATHERFACE and THE LEPRECHAUN outside the house. METAL MATT and CHUCKY get on a motorcycle and drive to the subway. THE LEPRECHAUN steals one of METAL MATT's motorcycles and he and LEATHERFACE chase METAL MATT and CHUCKY.
CHUCKY: Question: Where exactly are we going?
METAL MATT: Somewhere where we have a lot of fighting room.
CHUCKY: The subway?
METAL MATT: Correct.
All four arrive at the subway and battle each other.
METAL MATT: This is my playground. Just bring it.
METAL MATT and LEATHERFACE battle on the empty tracks. CHUCKY and THE LEPRECHAUN battle on the high ground. METAL MATT kicks LEATHERFACE's chainsaw out of his hands. THE LEPRECHAUN kicks CHUCKY several times, and runs into the deli. CHUCKY stabs several people while trying to find THE LEPRECHAUN. THE LEPRECHAUN suddenly pours hot grease from the McDonalds station on CHUCKY.
THE LEPRECHAUN: It's hot, hot, hot, isn't it, boyo?
Meanwhile, METAL MATT and LEATHERFACE continue to fight. The subway is about to come. LEATHERFACE is able to slice METAL MATT a few times with his chainsaw before METAL MATT turns it around on him and sticks it in his head. METAL MATT jumps up on the platform. The subway comes and seemingly crushes LEATHERFACE. METAL MATT runs inside the deli. METAL MATT comes from behind and slices off THE LEPRECHAUN's legs with LEATHERFACE's chainsaw. He then pulls out a four-leaf clover.
THE LEPRECHAUN: No, boyo, anything but that!
METAL MATT: Oh, yes, I'm going to cut you up! That is, unless you tell us who sent you.
THE LEPRECHAUN: I'll never tell.
CHUCKY: Who sent you?
THE LEPRECHAUN: I'll take it to my grave!
METAL MATT: Fine. [is about to kill THE LEPRECHAUN]
THE LEPRECHAUN: OK, OK, boyo, I'll tell you! All I know, is that some bloke named Krueger sent me. Freddy Krueger, that's his name. He sent me, that leatherhead, and those two masked blokes.
METAL MATT: Freddy Krueger. That name sounds familiar. OK. Our work here is done.
METAL MATT and CHUCKY are back home.
JENNIFER: So Freddy Krueger sent those guys after you?
TIFFANY: Who's that?
METAL MATT: I don't know. But I'll tell you something. That name sounds so familiar. Where have I heard that name before?
TIFFANY: I'd say it's time for a battle.
METAL MATT: Well, if they want a battle, then they're going to get a battle. The Staples Center isn't being used for anything right now. I say we have this battle there. Will you three join us? It won't be a fair fight, but we'll at least have some advantage.
JENNIFER: Sure. Anything for my husband.
TIFFANY: Nobody hurts my friends and my husband. Count me in.
METAL MATT: Well, there's 4 of us, and there's 4 of them.
CHUCKY: And Krueger makes 5.
JENNIFER: And he could also bring in reinforcements.
METAL MATT: Well, I think I know a couple of people who can help us out. Chucky, Tiffany, I think you know who they are. Their names are Jesse and Jade.
ACT II, PART II coming soon...
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Post by Spanky on Jun 27, 2014 18:22:04 GMT -6
Nice man, very action packed.
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Post by Gee on Jun 27, 2014 18:52:43 GMT -6
Man, Metal Matt this is intense! I really like it though, nobody messes with the rocker in the ribcage t-shirt.
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