Metal Matt Fan Fic: Metal Matt Vs. The World

[Metal Matt]

Thanks! Metal Matt IS the man. Lots more to come...

[Zephyr]

This is awesome! Keep up the good work!!!

[Metal Matt]

Thanks to everyone for the warm responses! Planning a surprise for the next part. Stay tuned...

[Metal Matt]

ACT II, PART II:

CHUCKY: Wait, those two? What help are they going to be?

METAL MATT: Trust me, these two are going to be a lot of help. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. I trained them like you two trained me.

Doorbell rings. METAL MATT opens the door to reveal JESSE and JADE.

METAL MATT: It's good to see ya.

JADE: Good to see you too. Haven't seen you in years!

JESSE: So, there's a battle going on or something?

METAL MATT: Yeah, it's a long story. There's all these guy coming after me, courtesy of somebody named Freddy Krueger.

JESSE: What would he want with you?

METAL MATT: I have no idea, but hopefully this battle will get to the bottom of this.

On the TV, THE LEPRECHAUN is standing at a podium.

THE LEPRECHAUN: Ladies and gentlemen, this is a very important announcement. This boyo right here, you know as the rock star Metal Matt. Well, we need him. He is a threat to this society. He is a killer and a menace. I am putting a $100,000 bounty on this bloke's head!

METAL MATT: $100,000? I am so worth more than that.

THE LEPRECHAUN: We require him in 24 hours, at the Staples Center. He can only be brought in alive, as it's apparent this bloke cannot die. If he is not brought to us in 24 hours, we will destroy this city. Your choice, your city, or your favorite rock star.

TIFFANY: Well... this is quite a predicament.

JENNIFER: What are we going to do?

CHUCKY: Don't turn yourself in, man.

TIFFANY: Well, he's not going to kill every cop in the city... are you?

METAL MATT: I have an idea. We're going to do both.

Later that night, the cops arrive at METAL MATT's house.

METAL MATT: Okay. Just like we planned. Jesse, Jade, you patrol that perimeter. Chucky, Tiffany, you go upstairs and protect the kids. Jennifer, you come with me. We're going to sneak up on the cops, and strangle them, stab them, whatever gets them out of here. Everybody ready?

EVERYBODY: Ready!

METAL MATT: Okay, let's do this.

The cops break down the door. Ten cops come in. METAL MATT and JENNIFER sneak up behind the last two cops and silently strangle them and stab them, respectively. JESSE and JADE kill three cops with silenced guns. CHUCKY and TIFFANY kill three cops upstairs by stabbing them. Everybody reunites and kill the remaining cops by stabbing one and strangling another.

METAL MATT: Okay, those were the last of the cops. Now, it's almost midnight, so let's go to the Staples Center and end this crap once and for all.

Everybody travels to the Staples Center. Everybody goes in.

JENNIFER: It looks so different empty.

METAL MATT: It's perfect for a battle like this.

THE LEPRECHAUN: Well, it's nice that you showed up. We did our part as well.

MICHAEL MYERS, JASON VOORHEES, and LEATHERFACE show up.

METAL MATT: No one else? Is this your little army?

THE LEPRECHAUN: Well, there's one more. One who's been dying to meet you.

FREDDY KRUEGER appears.

FREDDY KRUEGER: Well. If it isn't this Metal Matt I've been hearing so much about. A lot of kids have dreamt about you.

METAL MATT: Why am I not surprised?

FREDDY KRUEGER: I've never had a problem with a little friendly competition. But unfortunately, you're starting to overshadow all us killers. And you're a great killer. No doubt about it. Creative as well. But you see, this world just doesn't need you in it. I'm not quite sure how to get rid of you, since you're immortal. But somehow, someway, I'll do it. Starting with this battle. Boys, get them!

The killers lash at METAL MATT's army.

METAL MATT: Okay, NOW!!!

METAL MATT's army fights Freddy's army. METAL MATT stabs THE LEPRECHAUN several times, JENNIFER operates a machine gun against MICHAEL MYERS, JESSE and JADE double team LEATHERFACE, and CHUCKY and TIFFANY tie up JASON and stab him repeatedly. After several minutes, Freddy's army are brutally murdered by METAL MATT, CHUCKY, TIFFANY, JENNIFER, JESSE, and JADE.

FREDDY: Crap. Well, it looks like I underestimated you. Well, no matter. It's just you and me now.

METAL MATT: There's one thing I still don't get. Your name sounds so familiar to me, Krueger.

FREDDY: It should. I'm your father.

The end is near. ACT III, coming soon...

[Zephyr]

Ahhhhhh!!!!! Wonderfull Darth Vader twist!!!

[Spanky]

Damn dude, nice twist.

[Metal Matt]

ACT III:

METAL MATT: Yeah, yeah, I remember. I remember playing with my sister. I remember seeing you murder mom. I remember all that now.

FREDDY: I was wondering where you went after they got me. I always knew you'd be a killer, but you could be so much more. you're not quite a disappointment like your sister Katherine, but you have no idea what it takes to be a true slasher.

METAL MATT: Quite frankly, I'm in a league of my own. I lived out on the streets, then I lived with Chucky and Tiffany. I became the best killer Detroit, and now L.A. has ever seen. I didn't need you back then, and I don't need you now!

METAL MATT lounges at FREDDY and slashes him.

FREDDY: You ungrateful little punk. Detroit you say? That's a long way from Springwood. I say we finish it there, where you belong. If you got the grapefruits, meet me there. As far as your little friends go, they can help, but it will be pointless. Bye-Bye... for now.

JENNIFER: What are we going to do?

METAL MATT: We're going after him.

JESSE: That's insane! That's suicide!

METAL MATT: What do I have to lose? Besides, he was the one that wanted a challenge, and he's going to get one. Now, if anyone wants to go to Detroit, follow me. If not, it's your loss.

TIFFANY: We will always support you. And I for one am going to help you.

JENNIFER: Count me in as well.

CHUCKY: We don't let down our friends. Let's do this.

JESSE: I guess we don't have anything to lose. Jade, what do you say?

JADE: Let's go.

Several hours later, METAL MATT and his friends end up in Detroit.

METAL MATT: Well, long time no see. I have missed this place so much.

JENNIFER: I can see why. It's beautiful in a dark way.

FREDDY: Well. I didn't actually think you would show up, son. I guess you're as tough as you look. This is your trailer home. Your home away from home.

METAL MATT: You're going to die. Tonight. Guys, girls, this is something I have to do alone.

JENNIFER: Good luck, baby.

Everybody leaves except for METAL MATT and FREDDY.

FREDDY: Well, one on one? I like that. The odds are more in my favor.

FREDDY lounges at METAL MATT and slashes him several times with his razored glove. METAL MATT is able to slash back with his machete. They break into METAL MATT and TIFFANY's old trailer. METAL MATT and FREDDY trade blows throughout the trailer. METAL MATT starts a fire in the kitchen.

FREDDY: No...

METAL MATT: What? I'd say things are heating up in here.

METAL MATT  tears off FREDDY's arms and leaves the trailer. FREDDY comes out of the trailer, critically burned, with half his face now a skeleton.

METAL MATT: Sorry, Daddy. This is for your own good. You're no longer the best slasher there ever was. Now I am the best slasher the world has ever seen.

METAL MATT tears off FREDDY's head. FREDDY dies.

EVERYBODY shows up.

TIFFANY: Oh no, our trailer!

METAL MATT: We can fix that. Trust me.

CHUCKY: What would be the point? You two don't live here anymore!

METAL MATT: Not at the moment. But I've been thinking. L.A. has been getting boring lately. I say from now on, for one month, we live in L.A., then the next month, we come back here and live here, and so on and so forth.

TIFFANY: That's a great idea!

JENNIFER: Yeah, I love it!

JADE: So I guess you'll be our new neighbors?

METAL MATT: Sure. Why not.

CHUCKY: Well, I didn't think it was possible, but now, I think it's official. You are the greatest slasher that ever lived.

METAL MATT: Was there any doubt. Now let's go home. Now, we're one big happy family.

The End... For now...

OK, so this was a cool one to write as well. I have to admit, I've been enjoying writing fanfics. They give me something to do during the day. Your reponses make it even better. Thanks for all the great responses to my fanfics! I will defitetly continue to write. At the moment, I don't have anything in mind for another story. If you have any ideas for future fanfics or situations for Metal Matt and his friends to be in, feel free to let me know!

[Spanky]

Very entertaining stuff man, great read.

[Gee]

Very nice, dude. Especially liked the part where you rip Freddy's arms off

[Metal Matt]

Yeah, I was watching Freddy Vs. Jason last night, so I decided to make a reference to that, lol.

[Zephyr]

This was very well put together!!! Wonderfull job Matt!!!

[Metal Matt]

Thank you all!