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Post by Metal Matt on Jun 22, 2014 21:24:03 GMT -6
Alright, I'm here with the sequel to Metal Matt's Bride Of Chucky fan fic. It's basically going to be our favorite person, Metal Matt inserted into the events of Seed Of Chucky. Let's have a little bit of background on what Metal Matt has been up to since the events of Bride.
Since the events of BOC, Metal Matt has since gone to Los Angeles and has become a popular rock star. No one in L.A. knows of his past with Chucky or Tiffany. Even though he is very famous, he's not truly happy, as he still misses Tiffany, and to a lesser extent, Chucky. However, he soon meets a figure who will change all that.
So without further ado, Metal Matt's Seed Of Chucky!
ACT I, PART I:
We see a snow-filled graveyard. A man dressed as Santa Claus is carrying a bag of toys and talking on a cell phone.
SANTA CLAUS: So you don't believe in christmas? Well trust me honey. Tonight, I'm going to make you believe. No, I can hear you fine. You're not breaking up. Sheila, I said you're not breaking up. Wait, you're breaking up with me? You've got to be kidding me!
His sack tears open, spilling the toys everywhere. SANTA kicks some of the toys around before noticing CHUCKY in front of a headstone. He bends down to take a good look at it. Suddenly TIFFANY appears behind him and stabs him. CHUCKY tears off SANTA's "beard"
CHUCKY: I knew it! You're not real!
TIFFANY: You were never real! You know what that kind of disappointment can do to someone.
CHUCKY: Do you have any idea how that can MESS WITH YOUR MIND! MESS WITH YOUR MIND! MESS WITH YOUR MIND!
SANTA CLAUS: Chucky's broke again! This is bloody ridiculous!
CREW MEMBER: Cut!
DIRECTOR: Tony, what was that?
TONY: I'm sorry, it's the-
SANTA: This is unprofessional, and I can't work like this!
DIRECTOR: No, Jason, wait!
FEMALE REPORTER: We're here in Los Angeles, on the set of the new movie "Chucky Goes Psycho". The film tells the urban legend of Chucky and Tiffany, two dolls supposedly possessed by serial killers. The dolls were found in the scene of real life murders which remain unsolved to this day. There were rumors that they had a immortal human accomplice with them, but those reports could not be confirmed or denied.
CREW MEMBER: Where's Jennifer?
JOAN: Jennifer, they're ready for you on set.
Cut to Jennifer in a wedding gown with Tiffany's tattoo on her. She is sitting in front of a replica of the interior of TIFFANY and METAL MATT's old trailer home in Detroit.
JENNIFER: So, Joan, what's going on in the world today.
JOAN: It says here that Julia Roberts has been offered a million for her next film.
JENNIFER: I am so sick of hearing about Julia Roberts. You know, I could have played Erin Brockovich. I definitely could have done it without the Wonderbra. Julia stole that part from under me. You know how she did it? She slept with the director, that's what I think.
JOAN: Jennifer, you know that's not true.
JENNIFER: How come I don't get any good roles anymore? There's gotta be a role that fits me like a glove.
JOAN: It says here that Redman, hip-hop superstar will be making his directorial debut in his upcoming bible epic. Reports say that he is still looking for the right female lead.
JENNIFER: What role.
JOAN: Virgin Mary.
JENNIFER: Perfect! That's just what I need to reinvent myself. Joan, get Morty on the phone and tell him to book a meeting with Redman as soon as possible.
METAL MATT walks into a diner where he normally eats. He is greeted, Norm-from-Cheers style by the regulars.
WAITRESS: What'll it be honey?
METAL MATT: I think I'll have the usual, Cora- Cup of coffee, and chicken and waffles.
WAITRESS: Certainly. Oh, by the way, how's the new album coming along?
METAL MATT: Well, sadly I'm having a little bit of writer's block right now. I guess I just need to take a break for a little bit.
WAITRESS: Well, you'll overcome it, and come back bigger and better than ever. Your food's on the way.
METAL MATT: Thanks, Cora.
The TV switches from a commercial to to the beginning of the Access Hollywood story on "Chucky Goes Psycho".
METAL MATT: Hey, Joe, can you turn up the TV? [TV is turned up] Thank you, man. So, that's where those two are.
METAL MATT goes outside into his car, where A doll is sitting in the passenger seat.
METAL MATT: Um, who are you?
DOLL: Wait, you're Metal Matt, aren't you.
METAL MATT: Yes. Yes I am. Is there something I can do for you?
DOLL: Did you know these two? [hands him a picture of the CHUCKY and TIFFANY dolls and The Heart Of Damballa amulet]
METAL MATT: Yeah. I knew them very well. What's this got to do with you?
DOLL: I think I'm their offspring.
METAL MATT: Really? Well in that case, my name is Metal Matt. I'm looking for those two myself. They're called Chucky and Tiffany. And I think I know where they are.
The two go to the set of the film, where they are stopped by security.
SECURITY OFFICER: What's your clearance?
METAL MATT: Poker Man. I'm assuming Jennifer wants to play poker AFTER filming. That's what I heard was in her contract.
SECURITY OFFICER: Oh, yeah! She's expecting you. Right this way.
DOLL: Are you a Poker Man?
METAL MATT: Of course not. But pretending to will get us one step closer to finding Chucky and Tiffany.
The two enter the props section, where they see CHUCKY and TIFFANY.
METAL MATT: Well, here they are. I can't believe how well they cleaned up these dolls.
DOLL: Are you going to bring them back?
METAL MATT: Well, your dad was kind of a jerk, but your mom was really sweet. I'd rather just resurrect her.
DOLL: Can you please resurrect both of them?
METAL MATT: Fine. But I'm going to regret this...
ACT I, PART II coming soon...
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Post by Spanky on Jun 23, 2014 3:21:42 GMT -6
Hmm very interesting. Can't wait to see how the events will play out. Congrats on becoming a rock star bro
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Post by Metal Matt on Jun 23, 2014 10:29:29 GMT -6
Yeah, Metal Matt has come a long way. Things are about to get very interesting.  |
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Post by Spanky on Jun 23, 2014 11:26:05 GMT -6
Bubble bath with him and Chucky?
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Post by Metal Matt on Jun 23, 2014 13:26:51 GMT -6
If I put that into the script, everybody's reaction would be this: |
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Post by Spanky on Jun 23, 2014 15:30:39 GMT -6
More like this  |
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Post by Metal Matt on Jun 23, 2014 19:48:53 GMT -6
ACT I, PART II:
JENNIFER is sitting in REDMAN's office. They are reading the script for the aforementioned bible epic.
REDMAN: Mary, you're truly a vision of solid innocence. Unique among all women, as pure as the virgin snow... but I ask, what is troubling you?
JENNIFER: Joseph, husband, there's been a miracle. As I stand before you, I must tell you... I'm with child.
REDMAN:But Mary, how could this be? In accordance with God's wishes, we never lay together... as man and wife.
JENNIFER: Yes it is true, and I beg you that you believe when I tell you... I've never lain with any man at all. Do you believe me, Joseph? Do you? Do you?
REDMAN: Yes, yes I do. You're great. You're super.
JENNIFER: Thank you, Mr. Man. Could I call you Red? There's a whole lot different ways I can do it, not just the way you saw. I can do it faster, I can do it slower, I could do it as a rap.
REDMAN: No. You already showed me a side of the character I've never seen before. Thank you. But I think I'm gonna have to go with my first choice. Thanks for coming by anyway. I'm a huge, huge fan... I really wanna work with you one day, we should call you...
JENNIFER: Excuse me, I hope you don't mind my asking but... who is your first choice?
REDMAN: Julia Roberts. But thanks for coming by anyways.
JENNIFER: Listen Red... I've been giving a lot of thought to this project... and I have a lot of interesting ideas about the character... and I was thinking maybe... you'd like to discuss it in a more intimate setting. Just the two of us.
REDMAN: Well, I didn't know you were that passionate about the role.
JENNIFER: Yes, very passionate. So, shall we say, my place... eight 'o clock?
We return to the Prop Room.
METAL MATT: Ade Due Damalla. Ade Due Damalla. Give me the Power I beg of you! Ade Due Damalla. Give me the Power I beg of you! Leveau Mercier du Bois Chailoitte. Secoise Entienne Mais pois de morte. Ade Due Damalla. Awake!
CHUCKY and TIFFANY's eyes open and reanimate. They sit up, fully resurrected.
CHUCKY: Tiff?
TIFFANY: Chucky?
METAL MATT: Hey, sleeping beauties, wake the hell up.
TIFFANY: Metal Matt? I'm so glad to see you!
CHUCKY: Yeah, it's good to see you... I guess. What's this thing next to you?
The DOLL shows his "Made in China" birthmark on his hand to CHUCKY AND TIFFANY.
TIFFANY: Oh my god...
CHUCKY: What? No, we didn't-You didn't-
TIFFANY: Oh, Sweetface! Come to mommy! Where are we anyway?
METAL MATT: We're all in Hollywood. We've finally made it, just like I always said we would.
Someone enters the room. It is revealed to be TONY, who is talking in an earpiece.
TONY: They're dolls. They don't walk and talk by themselves. If you want them to work, I'm going to have to take them apart.
He grabs TIFFANY and unscrews her back.
METAL MATT: Nobody messes with my friend. Come on, Chucky. Let's take care of this guy.
TIFFANY's head suddenly spins around (like a record).
TIFFANY: Heads up!
METAL MATT, CHUCKY, and TIFFANY grab piano wire and wrap it around TONY's head. They pull it, decapitating him.
DOLL: They're stark raving mad!
The DOLL urinates itself after seeing the carnage.
TIFFANY: Oh, Sweetface. She's had an accident.
CHUCKY: You mean, HE had an accident.
DOLL: Don't look at me.
They pull down his pants, revealing that it, unlike CHUCKY, is NOT anatomically correct.
TIFFANY: See! What did I tell you? A beautiful little girl!
CHUCKY: What? That's my boy! He just hasn't had his growth spurt yet!
METAL MATT: I say it's a girl.
CHUCKY: You're just saying that because Tiffany said it.
METAL MATT: It's not my fault she's always right. Anyway it's time this thing had a real, no foolin' name.
CHUCKY: I got it. Glen.
TIFFANY: What kind of name is that for a girl? From now on, you're... Glenda.
Someone else enters the room. It is revealed to be JENNIFER TILLY. METAL MATT and TIFFANY look on in admiration.
METAL MATT and TIFFANY: [softly] Jennifer Tilly!
JENNIFER picks up TONY's severed head, mistaking it for a movie prop.
JENNIFER: Wow! You look so real! [blood drips from the head] AHHH!!!!!
JENNIFER exits the movie studio, swarmed by paparazzi.
PETE PETERS: Pete Peters, Celebrities Revealed. Jennifer, what did you see?
JENNIFER: Do you want me to draw a picture?
PETE PETERS: Would you? Somebody, give her a piece of paper!
JENNIFER: I'm not going to draw anything.
CHUCKY: Paparazzi scumbags.
METAL MATT: Welcome to my world. I can't take a crap without these guys taking interest.
CHUCKY: Really?
METAL MATT: Let's just say that the less said about that, the better.
PETE PETERS: Are you dating popular rock star Metal Matt?
JENNIFER: No, We're just best friends.
JENNIFER gets in her limo.
PETE PETERS: What year were you born? Give us an exact date!
METAL MATT walks to the front of the limo.
METAL MATT: Hey Jennifer!
JENNIFER: Hey, Metal Matt! Always good to see you! How are you doing?
METAL MATT: Awesome now that I've seen you. Hey, can you and your limo driver do me a favor? Can I hitch a ride home with you?
JENNIFER: Sure! Hop in!
METAL MATT: Thanks Jennifer! I owe you one!
METAL MATT, CHUCKY, TIFFANY, and GLEN/GLENDA enter the back of the limo. The limo drives off as TIFFANY looks out the window at the beautiful, scenic Los Angeles.
METAL MATT: [sees TIFFANY admiring the sights of L.A.] Beautiful, isn't it? That's one of the things I love most about this city. Although the paparazzi and egotistical actors and musicians can piss me off sometimes, the incredible sights and best friends make it all worthwhile.
GLEN/GLENDA: So are you ninja assassins?
CHUCKY: We're not from Japan, we're from Jersey.
METAL MATT: I thought we were from Detroit?
CHUCKY: You and Tiffany are from Detroit. I'm from Jersey.
METAL MATT: Yeah, that's something to be proud of.
TIFFANY: Just think, Jennifer Tilly is playing me in a movie.
METAL MATT: Yeah, it's absolutely perfect casting. She is drop dead sexy.
CHUCKY: Anyway, I have a plan. I'm going to transfer my soul into Redman and you Tiffany, are going to transfer your soul into Jennifer.
METAL MATT: WHAT. You are NOT going to touch Jennifer.
CHUCKY: But I-
METAL MATT: Not one luscious hair on her pretty head.
TIFFANY: Well, I guess I can find another body. Can she at least be a surrogate mother? We do need a body for Glenda after all.
METAL MATT: Well, I've always wanted to be a fathe- er, I mean sure, as long as it's quick and painful.
TIFFANY: I'm not getting pregnant again, that's for sure. It's like my mother always said: "Once is a blessing, twice is a curse."
CHUCKY: Well, that would explain your sister.
METAL MATT: Yeah, she's not as hot as Tiffany. I'd still date her, though.
JENNIFER calls JOAN on her phone.
JENNIFER: What are you doing? Turn on the TV.
JOAN sees an entertainment show which covers the murder and questions whether JENNIFER is a suspect.
JOAN: Oh my god. Are you okay?
JENNIFER: I've had better days. Listen Joan, I need you to do something for me. I need you to get me a bottle of champagne... and bring it by my house.
JOAN: What for?
JENNIFER: I've got a big night tonight.
JOAN: Tonight? With who?
JENNIFER: Redman.
JOAN: Jennifer, what are you up to?
JENNIFER: Thank you, Joan. Come on, Stan. It's just business. He'll be outta there by midnight.
The limo enters Jennifer's driveway.
ACT II, PART I coming soon...
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Post by Spanky on Jun 24, 2014 3:06:49 GMT -6
Pretty good read man, keep up the good work!
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Post by Metal Matt on Jun 24, 2014 13:39:29 GMT -6
Thanks, man. I'm actually kind of unsure as to where the story is going to go from here. It might be a mix of the original plot as well as some new ideas. Stay tuned... |
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Post by Gee on Jun 24, 2014 18:33:20 GMT -6
Finally got a chance to read everything! Good job man! It's cool to see your spin on the events in Seed as well. And yeah, Metal Matt definitely deserves being a rockstar in that ribcage t-shirt
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Post by Metal Matt on Jun 24, 2014 20:15:24 GMT -6
ACT II, PART I:
JENNIFER and METAL MATT say goodbye to each other as they enter their houses. CHUCKY, TIFFANY, and GLEN/GLENDA follow METAL MATT into his house. His house starts with a mini-hallway. On the walls are several gold and platinum records for METAL MATT's albums, "Exhibition" and "Carnival Of Sins".
TIFFANY: Wow! Look at this house! This is much nicer than our trailer.
METAL MATT: I'll be honest, Tiffany- I still miss the trailer. After all, we did have a lot of good memories in that trailer. Like Chucky killing that poser Damien. That's a fond memory.
CHUCKY: So, what have you been up to since we last saw you?
METAL MATT: Well, I stayed in Detroit for a few years before leaving to come here. I then made a couple albums and they were pretty successful. Now this movie studio is making a movie about our exploits and it's pretty sick. I mean, I'm not in the movie at all!
TIFFANY: Shouldn't that be a good thing? You weren't caught.
METAL MATT: They could have at least made me a composite character. Anyway, I want revenge on Hollywood. There's this studio head up there that's also the head of my record company. He's been pressuring me to become more family-friendly. Well, that's not going to happen. I say we kill most of the people in Hollywood, especially those egotistical actors and those size zero women. God, they look like stick figures a 6 year old drew!
CHUCKY: Well, anyway, don't you think we should be in Jennifer's house?
METAL MATT: Fine, just so I can feed your little ego, we'll go. But we have to be very quiet. And Glenda will have to stay here.
GLEN/GLENDA: Why do you kill?
METAL MATT: It's a hobby, really.
CHUCKY: Helps us relax.
METAL MATT: After all, if someone is pissing you off, what better way to take care of them than to wipe them off the face of the earth?
TIFFANY: Chucky, we're parents now. We need to set a good example. Metal Matt, you're her godfather so...
METAL MATT: I'll put a horse's head in her bed, got it.
TIFFANY: No, not that. Let's quit killing. Right now.
CHUCKY: You have got to be kidding me.
METAL MATT: I suppose I could cut down on my killing. Though I AM trying to set a world record...
TIFFANY: Come on! LEt's do it! No more killing, we have a child-
CHUCKY: All right! I promise!
TIFFANY: Thanks, honey. You're a sweetheart. But Metal Matt, you're the best sweetheart I know.
METAL MATT: Yes. Yes, I am.
Meanwhile, back at JENNIFER's house, she is getting ready for REDMAN. METAL MATT, CHUCKY, and TIFFANY sneak in the house through the back door.
JENNIFER: [to JOAN] How do I look? Never mind.
JOAN: Jennifer, this is beneath you! Think about what you're doing! What will people say?
JENNIFER: Who cares what people say?
JOAN: You're prostituting yourself to play the Virgin Mary! This is so evil. You're going to go to hell.
JENNIFER: No, hell would be working on a movie with Katherine Heigl.
JOAN: He's here.
JENNIFER: Let yourself out the back. And while you're at it, leave your keys on the table.
JOAN: What are you saying?
JENNIFER: You think I'm so disgusting, you think I'm going to hell, I'm just trying to survive here, Joan. I'm saying you're fired.
REDMAN arrives and he and JENNIFER are seen sitting in the living room. METAL MATT and TIFFANY are hiding behind the couch on which JENNIFER and REDMAN are sitting.
REDMAN: You know, I wasn't kidding when I told you I was a fan.
JENNIFER: Which film was your favorite?
REDMAN: When you and that chick was making out.
METAL MATT: [softly] He couldn't have come up with a more creative answer.
JENNIFER: Redman, I was wondering what it's going to take to make you see me as the Virgin Mary.
REDMAN: You tell me.
JENNIFER and REDMAN kiss. METAL MATT and TIFFANY shake their heads, out of jealousy and disgust, respectively. PETE PETERS appears in the front yard taking pictures of the couple, as well as METAL MATT when he sneaks to grab something. METAL MATT grabs the bottle of champagne JENNIFER and REDMAN had and smashes it over REDMAN's head. He then quickly leaves the house through the back door.
PETE PETERS: What the hell?
TIFFANY: You should be ashamed of yourself. Where's your self-respect? You know what my mother told me about dirty girls? "You can always smell it, on girls who sell it." By the way, can I have your autograph?
JENNIFER screams and locks herself in her room. METAL MATT looks out his window and sees PETE PETERS running back to his studio with the incriminating pictures.
METAL MATT: You're not getting away that easily. I think it's time to get up close and personal with the media.
METAL MATT drives to the Celebrities Revealed headquarters.
METAL MATT: So this is where he works. [sneaks into PETE PETER'S office] Ah ha. Sulfuric acid. Cosmic.
PETE PETERS is editing the photos. METAL MATT sneaks up behind him and slits his throat. He then pours sulfuric acid down his throat and slams his head through his computer. METAL MATT grabs a lighter and walks to the front of the studio. He then sets the studio on fire. METAL MATT drives off as it burns to the ground. JENNIFER calls METAL MATT on his cell phone.
METAL MATT: Hello?
JENNFER: Hey Metal Matt, it's Jennifer.
METAL MATT: Are you OK?
JENNIFER: No, I'm really scared right now!
METAL MATT: Why?
JENNIFER: I saw a doll and she told me I was disgusting. She had a beautiful voice, though. Does that sound weird?
METAL MATT: That does sounds weird. I'm sure it was nothing.
JENNIFER: Yeah, I've had a long day. I was probably hallucinating. Can you come to my house and watch over me? Just for tonight?
METAL MATT: Sure. I can do that. Where are you?
JENNIFER: In my bedroom.
METAL MATT: Perfect. I'll be right there.
ACT II, PART II coming soon...
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Post by Tiffany Valentine on Jun 24, 2014 23:15:52 GMT -6
More like this I'd want a bubble bath with Chucky.. |
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Post by Spanky on Jun 25, 2014 3:04:39 GMT -6
Very nice deviation from Seed, Metal Matt. I am kind of liking this better than Seed, but then again, I am not one to hide my feelings for the movie, lol. But good work, nevertheless.
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Post by Metal Matt on Jun 25, 2014 13:13:27 GMT -6
ACT II, PART II:
METAL MATT enters JENNIFER's house. He meets up with CHUCKY, TIFFANY, and GLEN/GLENDA.
TIFFANY: Where were you?
METAL MATT: Let's just say I was... burning down the house, so to speak.
CHUCKY: Nice. You still got it, man.
METAL MATT: I never lost it. I was born to kill. Now me and Jennifer are about to do something, and without getting too much into detail, it requires privacy. So I would appreciate it if you three got out of here.
TIFFANY: We understand. Go get her.
CHUCKY: Lucky SOB.
CHUCKY, TIFFANY, and GLEN/GLENDA leave. METAL MATT goes into JENNIFER's room.
METAL MATT: Your favorite rock star is here!
JENNIFER: Oh, Metal Matt! I was so worried!
METAL MATT: Are you okay?
JENNIFER: I am now. Can I tell you something, and you promise not to laugh?
METAL MATT: Sure.
JENNIFER: Ever since you arrived in L.A., I've had the biggest crush on you.
METAL MATT: That's funny, because ever since I first saw you, I've the biggest crush on you too!
JENNIFER: That's sweet. Maybe we belong together.
METAL MATT: That's all I would ever want.
METAL MATT and JENNIFER kiss and... get it on.
Meanwhile, TIFFANY is sitting in METAL MATT's "game room" and is reading a book called "The 12 Steps to Overcoming Addiction".
TIFFANY: Step number 1. Admit I have an addiction. Check. Step number two. Give myself over to a higher power? Whatever. Here we go. Step number nine: The recovering addict... must make amendments to anyone he or she has harmed. [calls someone on a phone]
WOMAN ON PHONE: Hello?
TIFFANY: Good morning. Is this Ruth Bailey?
WOMAN ON PHONE: Speaking.
TIFFANY: The widow of Robert Bailey?
RUTH BAILEY: Yes, who is this?
TIFFANY: Mrs. Bailey... my name's Tiffany Ray. You don't know me, but a few years ago me and my best friend killed your husband. And we're so very sorry.
RUTH BAILEY: Is this some kind of sick joke?
TIFFANY: No, I'm completely serious. But I want you to know... I'm recovering now and I've put all of that behind me.
RUTH BAILEY: I don't know who you are, but... [starts crying]
TIFFANY: Thank you Mrs. Bailey, have a nice day. I feel better already.
REDMAN is seen leaving. Shortly thereafter, METAL MATT and JENNIFER kiss each other goodbye. METAL MATT goes to downtown Los Angeles, while JENNIFER goes to the set of "Chucky Goes Psycho".
JENNIFER: Good morning, Stan. Can you take me to the set of the mov- [vomits in her purse] Sorry, I don't know what's gotten into me.
CHUCKY is standing with GLEN/GLENDA in METAL MATT's upstairs window.
CHUCKY: Now, let's see. What should we do today?
METAL MATT is seen on the movie set of "Chucky Goes Psycho".
METAL MATT: So, what's the story?
CREW MEMBER: Well, we're still in the filming stages.
METAL MATT: How long have you been filming?
CREW MEMBER: About two months or so.
METAL MATT: You're joking, right?
CREW MEMBER: Well, it's a little bit comlicat-
METAL MATT: You know what, I'm not even going to hear it. Look at this script. No language, The blood is going to be CGI, and no nudity. WHERE IS THE NUDITY???
CREW MEMBER: Well, we're trying to go for a PG-13-
METAL MATT: PG-13??? ARE YOU HIGH???
CREW MEMBER: Actually, I do have a little bit of a buzz going o-
METAL MATT: Oh, that's it! [grabs a boom mic and shoves it down the CREW MEMBER's throat. He then grabs a camera and breaks it over his head. The CREW MEMBER dies from the loss of blood]
METAL MATT leaves the set. Later that night, METAL MATT and JENNIFER meet at her home.
JENNIFER: I can't believe that crew member had an accident on set. Then again, he was always pretty clumsy.
METAL MATT: Yeah, it's unfortunate. Anyway, you had something you wanted to tell me?
JENNIFER: Metal Matt, I'm pregnant.
METAL MATT: Jennifer, that's awesome!
JENNIFER: I know, right! It's a miracle!
METAL MATT: [begins singing Culture Club's "It's A Miracle"] It's a miracle! It's a miracle!!
JENNIFER: [laughs] Would you mind joining me for dinner? Its going to be my last night in this house. Tomorrow, I'm moving in with you.
METAL MATT: Sure.
REDMAN arrives.
METAL MATT: What's he doing here?
JENNIFER: We're talking about me possibly being in his new movie. He should only be here for a few minutes.
JENNIFER: Redman, I'm pregnant.
REDMAN: Congratulations. Who's the baby daddy?
METAL MATT: Uh... I am.
REDMAN: Jennifer, I hate to break it to you, but I can't hire you if you're pregnant.
METAL MATT and JENNIFER: Why?
METAL MATT: I haven't read the bible in a while, but I'm pretty sure the Virgin Mary was pregnant.
REDMAN: I know, but I have a specific vision of Mary. And what can I say? She's got to be hot.
METAL MATT: What the hell did you just say?
TIFFANY is watching from the basement of JENNIFER's house.
TIFFANY: Poor Metal Matt. Poor Jennifer. [Goes to grab a knife, but resists. She calls a recovery hotline on a phone]
HOTLINE OPERATOR: Recovery hotline.
TIFFANY: Yes, I'm in recovery. And I'm afraid I'm going to have a slip.
HOTLINE OPERATOR: Can you get to a meeting?
TIFFANY: No, it's really not an option. I just freak everybody out.
HOTLINE OPERATOR: Don't be so hard on yourself. We're not here to judge you. What's your name?
TIFFANY: Tiffany.
HOTLINE OPERATOR: Listen to me, Tiffany. I know what you're going through.
TIFFANY: You do?
HOTLINE OPERATOR: Yes, I do. In fact, I'm gonna let you in a little secret. Just last week I had a slip.
TIFFANY: Really?
HOTLINE OPERATOR: Yeah, and believe me, it was not pretty.
TIFFANY: It never is, is it?
HOTLINE OPERATOR: No. In fact it took me three hours just to clean up the mess.
TIFFANY: Oh God, don't remind me.
HOTLINE OPERATOR: But I'm not beating myself over it. You know why, Tiffany?
TIFFANY: Why?
HOTLINE OPERATOR: Because Rome wasn't built in a day.
TIFFANY: You're right. You're absolutely right.
JENNIFER: [phone rings and JENNIFER and METAL MATT go into the kitchen to answer it] Hello? Speaking. Who's this? I understand who you are, I just don't know how you got my number. Because it's a private number. Pete Peters? Yeah, I saw him yesterday. I don't have any relationship with him. He's a paparazzi who started taking pictures of me and my friend in compromising positions. Redman is a director... Oh yeah... he's a rapper too... he's a rapper director, okay?
TIFFANY: [appears underneath the glass table and stabs REDMAN in the stomach] Bye-bye.
REDMAN: Jennifer...
METAL MATT: Do you mind? We're on the phone.
JENNIFER: There's been another murder. What? I told where I was. I was right here all night with Redman and Metal Matt. What? I don't... You're not telling me I'm a suspect, are you? Okay. Alright. I'm on my way. Can my friend come with me? OK. Bye. Me and Metal Matt are leaving. You can let yourself out.
METAL MATT: By the way Redman, drop dead.
REDMAN literally drops dead on the glass table. GLEN/GLENDA witnesses the murder. METAL MATT appears in the kitchen.
METAL MATT: Alright, Jennifer, I'll meet you in the car. Whoa. Nice kill!
TIFFANY: Glenda, honey, everything is okay. It was just a little slip. No need to tell your daddy. It'll be our little secret, okay?
METAL MATT gets in with JENNIFER in her car and drive to the burned down Celebrities Revealed Studio...
ACT III, PART I coming soon...
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Post by Spanky on Jun 25, 2014 14:53:11 GMT -6
Very nice, I am curious how the voodoo preggo thing will work now.l
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