Metal Matt Fan Fic: Metal Matt's Seed Of Chucky

[Metal Matt]

ACT III, PART I:

METAL MATT and JENNIFER arrive at the burned down Celebrities Revealed studio.

COP: What were your relationships with Pete Peters?

JENNIFER: He was this paparazzi that took pictures of me and my friends without our consent.

METAL MATT: Yeah, I didn't really know him. After I punched a paparazzi in the face, they stopped approaching me. One of the smartest decisions I ever made.

COP 2: Chief, I just found this cigarette next to the corpse.

COP: Well, I'll be. I guess we solved this little mystery. We're sorry for having bothered you and your boyfriend, Miss Tilly. You're free to go.

METAL MATT: Thanks. [to himself] Worked like a charm. Jennifer, out of curiosity, where is your favorite place to be.

JENNIFER: Well, I always used to like going up to the Hollywood sign.

METAL MATT: Then there we shall go. I have something important to ask you.

The two go up to the Hollywood sign.

JENNIFER: So, you said you had something important to ask me?

METAL MATT: Well, these last few days have been really fun. And... oh the hell with it. Will you marry me?

JENNIFER: Oh, YES! YES! YES!

The next morning, CHUCKY and TIFFANY are sitting on METAL MATT's couch.

CHUCKY: I don't think I can take nine months of this.

TIFFANY: You do know that Metal Matt was resurrected by voodoo right? So that means that this is a voodoo pregnancy. It's accelerated.

CHUCKY: How accelerated?

JENNIFER wakes up and is revealed to be very pregnant as a result of the voodoo pregnancy. She walks in the bathroom and screams.

CHUCKY: Oh.

METAL MATT: What is it?

JENNIFER: Look at me! It hasn't been nine months already, has it?

METAL MATT: Oh, yeah, I was resurrected by voodoo. So the pregnancy is quick. That's good to know.

JENNIFER: Resurrected? Voodoo? Quick pregnancy? Honey, what are you talking about?

METAL MATT: Jennifer, there's a few things I need to tell you. First I need some people in here. CHUCKY! TIFFANY! WHATS-YOUR-NAME, GET IN HERE!

CHUCKY: Alright, you don't have to scream.

JENNIFER: That's the doll I saw the other night!

METAL MATT: Are you all ready for a story? Once upon a time, I was just a street punk. No money, no job, nothing. I came across these two, Chucky and Tiffany, though back then Chucky was known as Charles Lee Ray. I guess he was trying to sound like Anthony Michael Hall. Anyway, they trained me to be a serial killer. And not to toot my own horn or anything like that, but I was a natural at it. These two trained me well. Then one day, these guys through me out a window. I was killed instantly. Apparently this was only a few days before Chucky got killed by the cops. Then Tiffany resurrected me with the Damballa Chant. Damballa was this guy who believed himself to be the creator of life, and believed he could save lives. He created this amulet called The Heart of Damballa, which he could resurrect people with. So I was resurrected and became kind of a superhuman. I still feel pain, but my wounds heal quickly. And I can never die. Ever. So, Jennifer, I won't blame you if you don't want to be with me. Tiffany, I don't blame you if you don't want to be associated with me anymore. I promised to cut back on my killing and I haven't been keeping my end of the bargain.

JENNIFER: Metal Matt, I still love you. No matter what you do I still love you, and I will be with you no matter what.

TIFFANY: Yeah, agreed. After all Rome wasn't built in a day.

CHUCKY: Wait a minute! I'm not going to let you poison our friend's mind with your touch-feely 12 step crap. If you three don't want to kill anymore that's your loss. But don't point your finger at me. I'm not ashamed to be a killer. I'm proud of it. It is not an addiction. It is a choice. And it is not something you have to hide in the closet!

CHUCKY bangs the closet and REDMAN's corpse falls out.

CHUCKY: Well, well, well. It looks like Miss High and Mighty ain't so perfect after all.

TIFFANY: It was just a little slip! Rome wasn't built in a day you know! Besides, he had it coming. You would have done the same.

CHUCKY: What about my body?

METAL MATT: You said you weren't going to do that... You know what, if you want to do this, fine. I don't care anymore. Jennifer, there's something at the movie studio I need to take care of. Will you come with me?

JENNIFER: Okay.

METAL MATT and JENNIFER leave and go to the movie studio.

TIFFANY: I'll take care of it. [calls Stan the limo driver from JENNIFER's cell phone]

TIFFANY: [imitating JENNIFER] Stan, I need your body.

STAN: I'll be right there.

STAN is then seen tied up in the bed.

CHUCKY: Now, it's time.

JOAN: [outside] JENNIFER!

TIFFANY: Who's that?

CHUCKY: It's that assistant Joan. I'll take care of her.

JOAN comes upstairs and sees the room. CHUCKY is about to sneak up and kill her but another figure, possibly TIFFANY, comes up and sprays hairspray to a candle, setting JOAN on fire. She falls down to the first floor below.

CHUCKY: Whoa. Tiff, it's okay. We all have our little slips. How many days did it take to build Rome anyway?

The figure turns around to reveal GLEN/GLENDA in a blond wig and a white dress.

CHUCKY: Glen?

GLEN/GLENDA: Guess again.

CHUCKY: Glenda.

GLEN/GLENDA: That's right. Don't wear it out.

TIFFANY: What did I miss?

GLEN/GLENDA: I just "fired" Joan!

CHUCKY: Well, looks like you win after all, Tiff.

GLEN/GLENDA: You both win. I'm a real... lady-killer.

TIFFANY: Glen, snap out of it!

GLEN/GLENDA: Stop it Mommy! You'll wrinkle my dress!

TIFFANY: Wake up! Right now! [slaps GLEN/GLENDA]

GLEN/GLENDA: Mom? Dad? What am I?

Meanwhile, METAL MATT and JENNIFER arrive at the movie studio to confront the power hungry and egotistical studio head.

JENNIFER: Are you ready to do this? He's been nothing but unkind to everyone in Hollywood.

METAL MATT: Jennifer you know me, I'm always ready. Let's do this.

The end is near. ACT III, PART II coming soon...

[Spanky]

Dang this is taking an interesting turn. I am eager for more.

[Metal Matt]

ACT III, PART II:

METAL MATT and JENNIFER arrive at the movie studio. They go upstairs to MR. JACKSON'S office.

MR. JACKSON: Well, well, well. If it isn't the killer of killers.

METAL MATT: Well, I'm glad you know the truth.

MR. JACKSON: It's a shame it had to be discovered this way. We could have marketed the hell out of that. It would have been the biggest thing since Kiss.

METAL MATT: Too bad you can't prove it was me.

MR. JACKSON: I will give you that. You're a clever guy. I can't prove it. Not yet. But when I do get it, oh, boy, are you going to get what's coming to you.

METAL MATT: Are you done yet? That's one of the many things I don't like about you. You never shut the hell up. You know what I'm going to do? Just for the hell of it? I'm going to take my right foot, and I'm going to whop you on that side of your face. And there's nothing you can do about it.

MR. JACKSON: Really?

METAL MATT: Yes. Really.

METAL MATT does exactly what he says he was going to do. However, he accidentally decapitates MR. JACKSON with his kick. His head rolls out of the office and down the stairs.

METAL MATT: Whoa. I didn't mean to decapitate him. Oh well, that works too.

JENNIFER: Metal Matt, I think the baby's coming!

METAL MATT: OK, let's get home! Hopefully the dolls haven't done anything stupid yet.

METAL MATT and JENNIFER arrive at their home.

METAL MATT: OK, we're here! Give us some room, we're delivering a baby!

TIFFANY: Push, Ms. Tilly! Push! I see it!

GLEN/GLENDA: What is it?

METAL MATT: It's a boy.

TIFFANY: Wait, we're not done yet!

METAL MATT: What.

TIFFANY: We've got another one.

CHUCKY: Congratulations du-

METAL MATT: Not now. Push, Jennifer, push!

GLEN/GLENDA: What's this one?

TIFFANY: It's a girl.

METAL MATT: Well. Talk about being careful what you wish for...

CHUCKY: Aue due Damballa, give me the power I beg of yo-

TIFFANY: Wait Chucky! He has to choose!

GLEN/GLENDA: I beg your pardon?

TIFFANY: Sorry, SHE has to choose. Wait. Metal Matt has a son and a daughter.

METAL MATT: Don't remind me.

TIFFANY: Don't you get it? They don't have to choose.

METAL MATT: What? I don't think so. That little weirdo is not going into my children. And you aren't getting a new body. [METAL MATT stabs STAN]

CHUCKY: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

METAL MATT: I'm tired of this. I'm tired of you wanting to be human. I'm tired of your child. I'm just tired. As far as Tiffany goes, she can stay. She can help me and Jennifer raise our children. As far as you and your son, daughter, whatever, you two are going to die. Now give me my babies, NOW!!!

CHUCKY takes them to the hospital. METAL MATT and JENNIFER and TIFFANY chase after them in their car. All of them arrive at the hospital.

CHUCKY: There's gotta be somebody here that I can switch bodies with. Hold the babies, Glen.

METAL MATT stabs GLEN/GLENDA before he/she can grab them.

METAL MATT: You're next. Jennifer, Tiffany, hold... what do you want to name them?

JENNIFER: I got an idea. You name the boy, I name the girl.

METAL MATT: I got it. Lightning.

JENNIFER: I got it. Joan.

METAL MATT and JENNIFER: Nice name.

METAL MATT: Hey, we're in Hollywood. We have to give a child an unorthodox name.

JENNIFER: I hear you. Now go and kill that doll. Good luck.

METAL MATT: See ya in a few moments.

METAL MATT chases CHUCKY throughout the hospital.

METAL MATT: It's playtime, baby!

METAL MATT chases CHUCKY into a room. METAL MATT tosses CHUCKY onto a hospital bed. He uses the controls to lower the back of the bed onto him. CHUCKY tries to crawl away but it ends up tearing off his legs. METAL MATT takes CHUCKY into the hospital hall and gouges out CHUCKY's eye with a scalpel. METAL MATT goes back to the hospital room where JENNIFER and TIFFANY are. CHUCKY is able to get in the room with an axe. CHUCKY charges with the axe but is stabbed by TIFFANY and JENNIFER several times causing him to drop the axe. JENNIFER slides the axe to METAL MATT. METAL MATT chops off CHUCKY's arms and head.

METAL MATT: Well, it's over. For now. If we ever want to reanimate this sorry little sack, we can keep his parts. But for now, playtime is over. Think of them as a little souvenir from our hospital trip. Let's go home and well, live again.

THE END. For now...

So this was another fun fanfic to write. I liked writing the Bride Of Chucky one a little bit more, mainly because Bride is my favorite movie. But nonetheless, this was really great. If you have any ideas or suggestions for future fanfics involving the Metal Matt character, feel free to let me know! I'm considering writing a fanfic with all the horror villains fighting Metal Matt, Chucky, and Tiffany. If you want to see that, let me know...

[Spanky]

Wow dude, that escalated quickly. I like it, good job. Keep writing your fanfics man, I am definitely interested.

[Metal Matt]

Thanks, man. I will definitely continue to write.

[Spanky]

Looking forward to it.

[Zephyr]

I enjoyed this. Your a awesome writer Metal Matt. I look foward in you other fan fics!!!

[Metal Matt]

Thanks, man!