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Post by Metal Matt on Aug 6, 2014 22:45:57 GMT -6
Greetings, Metalheads! I finally came up with an idea for my 15th fanfic. It's going to be a movie parody, like Simpsons Treehouse of Horror (where they parodied Shining, Elm Street, King Kong, among others). The movie I will be parodying will be Forrest Gump, with Metal Matt in the place of Forrest. Here is the cast:
Metal Matt as Forrest Gump (Metal Gump)
Chucky as Lt. Dan (Lt. Chucky)
Jennifer Tilly as Jenny (Jennyfer)
Tiffany as Forrest's Mother (Mother Tiffany)
Spanky as Bubba (Bubba Spanky)
Gee as Person at Bus Stop Whom Forrest Tells His Stories To (Gee)
So I wouldn't expect anything great from this, it's just something to write while I think of the next sotry that takes place in the Metal Universe. Also, something to keep in mind: This particular Fan Fic is non-canon, meaning it does not fit in with the continuity of the other stories. This is just something fun to write in the meantime. OK? Here we go!
ACT I, PART I:
A woman comes and sits on a bench. A man is also sitting there as he puts a feather in a briefcase.
MAN: Hello. My name's Metal. Metal Gump. You want a chocolate?
GEE: No thanks.
METAL GUMP: I could eat about a million and a half of these. My mother always said that "life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get." Which doesn't really make any sense. I know exactly what I'm going to get. I'm going to get some sweet pieces of chocolate that will most likely put me in a coma.
METAL GUMP looks down at GEE's shoes.
METAL GUMP: Those must be comfortable shoes. I remember my first pair of shoes.
We flash back. A young METAL GUMP is trying on Converse shoes with MOTHER TIFFANY.
METAL GUMP (V.O.): They were my magic shoes, she said.
MOTHER TIFFANY: These are your magic shoes. You are going to look so dashing in these Converse shoes!
YOUNG METAL GUMP and MOTHER TIFFANY walk down the street.
METAL GUMP (V.O.): We lived about a quarter mile of Route 17, about a half mile from the town of Greenbow, Alabama. That's in the county of Greenbow. Our house had been in Momma's family since her grandpa's grandpa's grandpa had come across the ocean about a thousand
years ago. Something like that. Since it was just me and Mom and we had all these empty rooms, Mom decided to let those rooms out. Mostly to people passing through. Like from, oh, Mobile, Montgomery, place like that. That's how me and Mom got
money. Mom was a real smart lady. At least that's what people tell me.
MOTHER TIFFANY: Remember, Forrest. You are no different than anybody else.
Cut to school during the daytime. MOTHER TIFFANY is talking with the PRINCIPAL.
PRINCIPAL: Your boy's... different, Mrs. Gump.
MOTHER TIFFANY: He's not slow, is he?
PRINCIPAL: No, actually far from it. One of the brightest kids in this school. The problem is... well, he's quite a violent young man.
MOTHER TIFFANY: What do you mean?
PRINCIPAL: Well, he often gets bullied, but often fights back. Sometimes, he goes a bit over the line. He's brutally injured several students. I'm worried.
MOTHER TIFFANY: I've always taught my son to stand up for what is right. But if he does go over the line, I'll see what I can do about it.
At home, MOTHER TIFFANY is reading from Curious George.
MOTHER TIFFANY: Finally, he had to try it. It looked easy, but, oh, what happened. First there...
YOUNG METAL GUMP: Where is Daddy?
MOTHER TIFFANY: On vacation.
YOUNG METAL GUMP: To where?
MOTHER TIFFANY: To Korea. And he may never come back.
METAL GUMP (V.O.): So I guess you could say me and Mom were on our own. But we didn't mind, cause we had all sorts of people visit. People comin' and goin'. Our house was never empty. One time, Elvis himself was staying with us. He was really cool.
ELVIS: [singing] "Well, you ain't caught a rabbit, and you ain't no friend of mine."
MOTHER TIFFANY: Forrest! I told you not to bother this nice young man!
ELVIS: Oh, that's alright, ma'am, I was just showing him a couple of things on the guitar.
MOTHER TIFFANY: Alright. Your supper's ready if you want to eat.
ELVIS: That sounds good, thank you ma'am. Show me that dance you just did. Slow it down some.
METAL GUMP (V.O.): I loved that guitar. It sounded like heaven. One night, me and Mom were out shopping, and guess who we saw on a local TV?
ELVIS is seen singing "Hound Dog".
MOTHER TIFFANY: Whoa.
METAL GUMP (V.O.): Some years later, Elvis died on a freakin' toilet. He ate too many Taco Bell Breakfast burritos, I guess. You know, it's funny how you remember some things, but some things you can't. But I remember the bus ride. Mainly because the bus was a piece of crap. I don't really remember a lot of stuff from my childhood, but I remember the sweetest voice I had ever heard.
GIRL: You can sit here if you want.
METAL GUMP (V.O.) Some people say she sounds like a 12 year old chain smoker, but she was good enough for me. We had quite the interesting conversation all the way to school.
GIRL: The name's Jennyfer. What's your name?
YOUNG METAL GUMP: Metal Gump.
YOUNG JENNYFER: Nice shoes. Those Converse?
YOUNG METAL GUMP: Yep. They're much better than Nikes or Vans.
YOUNG JENNYFER: Right.
METAL GUMP (V.O.): From then on, we became friends. We were like peanut butter and jelly. The perfect combination. It was where it was at.
ACT I, PART II coming soon...
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Post by Spanky on Aug 7, 2014 3:37:11 GMT -6
Damn I am really loving this. I am doing Forrest Gump's voice in my head as I read this lol. I look forward to reading myself die in Vietnam, lol. Good job so far!
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Post by Spanky on Aug 7, 2014 5:48:24 GMT -6
Also Metal Matt, just for future reference as you are writing this - I don't like shrimp, lol. Hopefully that doesn't throw a wrench into things.
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Post by Metal Matt on Aug 7, 2014 8:09:09 GMT -6
Maybe we can find another food, lol.
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Post by Metal Matt on Aug 7, 2014 21:33:32 GMT -6
ACT I, PART II:
METAL GUMP (V.O.): Now, it seemed like Jennyfer never wanted to go home. Well, she lived in a house as old as Alabama. Her parents were divorced and she lived with her dad. He was some kind of farmer. He was a very lovin' man. He was always kissing and touchin' her and her sisters. And then this one time, Jennyfer wasn't on the bus to go to school.
YOUNG METAL GUMP: Jennyfer, why weren't you at school today?
YOUNG JENNYFER: Quiet, you'll wake up daddy.
JENNYFER's DAD: Jennyfer? Where you run off to, girl?
YOUNG JENNYFER: Come on, Metal Gump!
The two run through the cornfields.
YOUNG JENNYFER: Pray with me, Metal Gump. Dear God, make me a bird, so I can fly far far away from here.
METAL GUMP (V.O.): Well, my mom always said that God works in mysterious ways. Luckily for Jennyfer, her prayers were quickly answered, as the police said that Jennyfer didn't have to live in that house anymore. Now we didn't live that far from one another. We stayed the best of friends for years afterward. Even into college. Now, if you couldn't believe it, I got to play football as well. I didn't know crap about football, but I just rolled with it. College rolled by really fast, because I played so much football. I was put on an All-American team. We were so good, we even got to meet the President, who at the time, was John F. Kennedy. Now, the awesome thing about meeting Kennedy, was the food. Good God, THE FOOD!
A food and drink stand is set, with Tropical Punch Kool-Aid, Dr. Pepper, sandwiches, chips and salsa, fried chicken, steak, burritos, hamburgers, and cake. (Am I making you hungry yet?)
METAL GUMP (V.O.): I think I ate 3 steaks and drank 15 gallons of Kool-Aid. Yeah, I like Kool-Aid. Mainly the red one. It's so tropical.
PRESIDENT KENNEDY shakes hands with the All-Americans.
KENNEDY: How does it feel to be an All-American:?
PLAYER 1: It's an honor, sir.
KENNEDY: How does it feel to be an All-American?
PLAYER 2: It feels good, sir.
KENNEDY: How does it feel to be an All-American?
METAL GUMP: It's pretty awesome. By the way, do you know if Marilyn Monroe's single?
METAL GUMP (V.O.): A few years later, for no particular reason, somebody shot that guy. Then years later, somebody shot his brother. It must be hard being brothers. I wouldn't know. And after five years, I graduated from some college. I don't remember the name of it. I doubt it was that noteworthy, anyway.
The DEAN hands METAL GUMP his diploma.
DEAN: Congratulations, son.
METAL GUMP (V.O.): Mom was pretty proud of me.
MOTHER TIFFANY: I'm pretty proud of you. I'll hold your diploma for you.
MILITARY RECRUITER: Congratulations, son. Have you thought about your future?
METAL GUMP is handed a brochure for the military.
METAL GUMP then gets on an Army bus.
METAL GUMP (V.O.): At first, I thought I had made a mistake.
BUBBA SPANKY: You can sit here if you want to, cuz.
METAL GUMP sits with BUBBA SPANKY.
BUBBA SPANKY: Have you ever worked at Taco Bell? I was going to work there, until I got drafted. Name's Bubba, but people call me Spanky.
METAL GUMP: My name's Metal Gump. People call me Metal Gump.
METAL GUMP (V.O.): Now, apparently, Bubba Spanky's family knew everything there is to know about burritos.
BUBBA SPANKY: I know everything there is to know about burritos. I'm going to open my own restaurant after I get out of the Army.
DRILL SARGENT: GUMP! WHAT IS YOUR SOLE PURPOSE IN THIS ARMY?
METAL GUMP: To do whatever you tell me to?
DRILL SARGENT: THAT'S THE BEST ANSWER I'VE GOTTEN ALL DAY!
METAL GUMP (V.O.): Now, believe it or not, it wasn't that hard being in the Army. You just have to neatly make your bed, and stand up straight. And always answer, "Sir, yes, sir!".
METAL GUMP quickly puts his rifle back together as he and BUBBA SPANKY are talking about eating burritos on toilets.
METAL GUMP: DONE, SIR!
DRILL SARGENT: GUMP! WHY DID YOU PUT THAT WEAPON BACK TOGETHER SO QUICKLY?
METAL GUMP: Because... you told me to?
DRILL SARGENT: Jesus Christ! This is a new company record. If it wouldn't be a waste of such a fine enlisted man, I'd recommended you for O.C.S., Private Gump. You are gonna be a General some day, Gump! Now, disassemble your weapon and continue!
BUBBA SPANKY: Anyway, like I was saying, there are many types of burritos. There's Chicken, Bean, bean and ground beef bean, ground beef with cheese bean, ground beef with potato and cheese, Egg burrito with sausage, cheese, onions , peppers, salsa, guiso with bean, cheese, Chicken and bean, cheese, potato, onion , peppers, turkey, bean, cheese, Pork stew meat fahita meat, and sausage. That's, that's about it.
METAL GUMP (V.O.): Nighttime in the Army is a lovely time. Really, nighttime in general is awesome. If it was up to me, it would be nighttime all the time. I would usually stay up and think about many things. I would think about my mom, Jennyfer, and the new rock and roll that was coming about. Bands like The Beatles and the Rolling Stones were awesome. Then me and Bubba Spanky were told an extremely exciting thing: We were going to Vietnam.
ACT II, PART I coming soon...
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Post by Gee on Aug 7, 2014 22:26:52 GMT -6
Yes! I absolutely love this! Hahaha I can't help but laugh through the whole thing, it's really entertaining!
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Post by Metal Matt on Aug 7, 2014 22:31:02 GMT -6
Thank you! Maybe I should do more movie parodies like this in the future!  |
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Post by Spanky on Aug 8, 2014 3:39:09 GMT -6
I started cracking up when you wrote my character it. It's so awesome dude, I love it!
As I said I am doing Forrest Gump's voice in my head while reading this, almost out loud. When I read "Metal Gump" I am picturing Forrest Gump if he hit that green box in Super Mario 64.
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Post by Metal Matt on Aug 8, 2014 15:58:53 GMT -6
ACT II, PART I:
METAL GUMP (V.O.): Now, they told us that Vietnam wouldn't be like other countries. With the exception of the toilet paper and menthol cigarettes on the ground, it was.
LT. CHUCKY steps out from an outhouse.
LT. CHUCKY: You must be my F.N.G.'s.
METAL GUMP and BUBBA SPANKY: Morning, sir!
LT. CHUCKY: Ho! Get your hands down. Do not salute me. There are snipers all around this area who would love to grease an officer. I'm Lieutenant Charles Lee Ray. My friends call me Chucky. Welcome to Fourth Platoon. Where you boys from in the world?
METAL GUMP: Alabama!
BUBBA SPANKY: Wisconsin! That's where cheese is made!
LT. CHUCKY: Look, it's pretty basic here. You stick with me, you learn from the guys who been in country awhile, you'll be alright. There is one item of G.I. gear that can be the difference between a live grunt and a dead grunt. Socks, cushion, sole, O.D. green. Socks are the key to everything. Try and keep your feet dry when we're out humpin'. I want you boys to remember to change your socks wherever we stop. The Mekong will eat a grunt's feet right off his legs.
METAL GUMP (V.O.): Lt. Chucky knew his stuff. I was glad to have somebody like him as my lieutenant. He was from a long, great, military tradition. All of his family members had caught on fire in every single war. I guess he had a reputation to maintain.
LT. CHUCKY: Two standing orders in this platoon. One, take good care of your feet. Two, try not to do anything stupid, like gettin' yourself killed.
The next day, METAL GUMP and the rest of the army are walking across a rice field.
METAL GUMP (V.O.): We would always take these real long walks. It wasn't fun. Lt. Chucky always seemed to be paranoid, as he would tell us to get down and shut up.
LT. CHUCKY: Get down! Shut up!
METAL GUMP (V.O.): So we did. One great thing about Vietnam was that it was never boring. There was always some place to go. It was a real crap hole, yeah, but it was still pretty cool. And there was always something to do.
LT. DAN: Mount 'em up. Spread out! Cover his back.
METAL GUMP (V.O.): One day, it started crappin' down rain. And it didn't stop for 4 months. Every type of rain you could imagine. Little rain, fat rain, sideways rain, and even rain from underneath.
BUBBA SPANKY leans his back against METAL GUMP's back.
BUBBA SPANKY: Hey, Metal Gump.
METAL GUMP: Hey Bubba Spanky.
BUBBA SPANKY: I'm gonna lean up against you, you just lean right back against me.This way, we don't have to sleep with our heads in the mud. You know why we a good partnership, Forrest? 'Cause we be watchin' out for one another. Like brothers and stuff. Hey, Forrest, there's somethin' I've been thinkin' about. I got a very important question to ask you. How would you like to go into the Mexican food business with me?
METAL GUMP: Alright, I can party with that.
BUBBA SPANKY: Man, I tell you what, I got it all figured out, too. So many burritos to pay off the apartment. We ain't got to pay no rent. We can work together. We can split everything right down the middle. Man, I'm tellin' you, fifty-fifty. And, hey, Metal Gump, all the burritos, tacos, chips, salsa you could ever want. Sure, the bathroom might smell real bad at times, but it would be worth it. What do you say?
METAL GUMP: That's a fine idea.
METAL GUMP (V.O.): Bubba Spanky did have a fine idea. And I wrote to Jennyfer every day. Well, almost every day. I thought about her all the time. I told her what I was doin' and asked her what she was doing, and I told her how I thought about her always. And how I was looking forward to getting a letter from her just as soon as she had the time I'd always let her know that I was okay. Then I'd sign each letter, "Love, Metal Gump."
JENNYFER is shown back in Alabama reading the letters, and writing her own letters.
METAL GUMP (V.O.): Then one day, the rain finally stopped.
The platoon is then attacked.
LT. CHUCKY: Take cover!
BUBBA SPANKY: We got a man down! Run, Metal Gump, run!
METAL GUMP (V.O.): I did what I was told. I ran, and I ran, and I ran. Soon after, I was all by myself.
METAL GUMP: BUBBA SPANKY!
METAL GUMP (V.O.): Bubba Spanky was my best friend. I had to make sure he was okay. On my way to find Bubba Spanky, I saw everybody on the ground. Tex was one of them.
TEX is seen on the ground, with half of his face disfigured, and an arm lost. METAL GUMP picks him up, and carries him to safety.
METAL GUMP (V.O.): I couldn't just leave him there, as scared as he was. Then every time I came back, another soldier would say, "Help me, Metal Gump, help me." I started to wonder if I would ever find Bubba Spanky.
METAL GUMP finds LT. CHUCKY.
METAL GUMP: Lieutenant, Caputo's dead!
LT. CHUCKY: I know he's dead, my whole platoon's wiped out! What are you doing? Leave me! Save yourself!
METAL GUMP picks up LT. CHUCKY and carries him through the jungle.
METAL GUMP (V.O.): Then it felt like something jumped up and bit me.
METAL GUMP: AHH!!!
LT. CHUCKY: I can't leave the platoon! I told you to leave me there, Gump. Forget about me. Get yourself out! Did you hear what I said! Put me down!
METAL MATT carries LT. CHUCKY to safety.
LT. CHUCKY: Where the hell are you going?
METAL GUMP: To find Bubba Spanky!
LT. CHUCKY: Gump! You stay here, that's an order! They're going to nuke the whole area!
METAL GUMP: I gotta find Bubba Spanky!
METAL GUMP finds BUBBA SPANKY.
BUBBA SPANKY: I'm okay Metal Gump... I'm okay...
BUBBA SPANKY lowers a palm frond to reveal his chest has been blown open.
METAL GUMP: Come on, I'll get you outta here.
METAL GUMP carries BUBBA SPANKY to safety.
METAL GUMP (V.O.): If I'd a known this was gonna be the last time me and Bubba was gonna talk, I'd a thought of something better to say.
METAL GUMP: Hey, Bubba Spanky.
BUBBA SPANKY: Hey, Metal Gump. Why'd this happen?
METAL GUMP (V.O.): Then Bubba Spanky said something I won't ever forget.
BUBBA SPANKY: I just want to go back to the land of cheese and menthol cigarettes.
METAL GUMP (V.O.): Bubba was my best friend. That isn't something you can find just around the corner. Bubba Spanky was going to be a icon in the Mexican food business, but instead he died right there by that river in Vietnam.
We flash back to the present, as GEE and CHUCKY115AWESOME listen to METAL GUMP's story.
METAL GUMP: That's all I have to say about that.
ACT II, PART II coming soon...
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Post by Spanky on Aug 8, 2014 16:12:32 GMT -6
Almost got me teared up man with this, good stuff.
I have to ask though, which "woman at the bus stop" is Gee? I believe there's 3. There's the young black lady who is a nurse, there's the lady with that dopey ass kid climbing around, then there's that old lady who makes the most disturbing face when she says "You just raaaaaaaaaaaannn".
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Post by Metal Matt on Aug 8, 2014 16:14:22 GMT -6
The first one, really, though Gee is really just playing herself. |
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Post by Spanky on Aug 8, 2014 16:20:56 GMT -6
Damn, I was hoping Gee would be the old lady...  |
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Post by Metal Matt on Aug 8, 2014 23:46:07 GMT -6
ACT II, PART II:
CHUCKY115AWESOME: It was a bullet, wasn't it?
METAL GUMP: Bullet?
CHUCKY115AWESOME: That jumped up and bit you.
METAL GUMP: Oh yeah, it got me. Got me right in the butt. Doctors said it was a million dollar wound, but I haven't seen any money yet. Cheapskates. I was in the hospital for a few days. Nothing serious, but it at least gave me a chance to relax.
The mail is been passed out.
SOLDIER: Gump! Gump!
METAL GUMP: I'm Gump!
METAL GUMP is tossed many letters, all written by JENNYFER. Later on, all the wounded soldiers are relaxing and watching TV.
SOLDIER: Hey, Gump. You know how to play this? Come here, I'll show you. Now, this game is called air hockey. And the trick is, to never take your eye off the puck.
METAL GUMP (V.O.): For some reason, air hockey came very natural to me, so I played it all the time. The hospital's people said it made me look like a duck in water, whatever the hell that means. I played air hockey so much, I even played it in my sleep. How can I play something like that in my sleep? Because I can.
Suddenly, LT. CHUCKY pulls METAL GUMP off his bed and to the floor.
LT. CHUCKY: Now, you listen to me. We all have a destiny. Nothing just happens, it's all part of a plan. I should have died out there with my men! But now, I'm nothing but a cripple! A legless freak. Look! Look! Look at me! Do you see that? Do you know what it's like not to be able to use your legs?
METAL GUMP: Not really, no.
LT. CHUCKY: Did you hear what I said? You cheated me. I had a destiny. I was supposed to die in the field! With honor! That was my destiny! And you cheated me out of it! You understand what I'm saying, Gump? This wasn't supposed to happen. Not to me. I had a destiny. It's not like I can just magically transfer my soul into a child's doll. I was Lieutenant Charles Lee Ray. Look at me. What am I gonna do now? What am I gonna do now?
The next day, METAL GUMP is playing air hockey by himself.
OFFICER: P.F.C. Gump?
METAL GUMP: Yes, sir?
OFFICER: You've been awarded the Medal Of Honor, son.
METAL GUMP (V.O.): Two weeks later, I left Vietnam. And I was awarded the medal of honor by President Lyndon B. Johnson.
METAL GUMP attends a anti-war rally, led by Abbie Hoffman.
ABBIE: Tell us about the war, man.
METAL GUMP: Well, there's only a few things I have to say about the war. If you don't mind, I'll talk about all of them. You see...
30 minutes pass.
METAL GUMP: ...And that's sad. Also, there's many menthol cigarettes there, so, don't go. That's all I have to say about that.
ABBIE: That's powerful stuff, man. What's your name again?
METAL GUMP: Metal Gump.
ABBIE: METAL GUMP!
The audience cheers.
JENNYFER: Metal Gump! Metal Gump!
METAL GUMP: Jennyfer!
METAL GUMP sees JENNYFER and runs to her. The two embrace, finally reunited for the first time in years.
METAL GUMP (V.O.): It was the happiest moment of my life.
Later on, METAL GUMP goes on the Dick Cavett Show. Walking outside, he runs into an old friend.
LT. CHUCKY: They gave you the Medal Of Honor.
METAL GUMP: Lt. Chucky. Long time, no see.
LT. CHUCKY: They gave you the Congressional Medal Of Honor.
METAL GUMP (V.O.): Lieutenant Dan said he was living in a hotel in New York. And because he didn't have no legs, he spent most of his time exercising his arms. I stayed with Lieutenant Dan and celebrated the holidays.
LT. CHUCKY: Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?
METAL GUMP: Yeah, pretty much.
LT. CHUCKY: That's all these veterans talk about. Jesus this, Jesus that.
Later, METAL GUMP and LT. CHUCKY are watching the New Year's Eve Special with Dick Clark.
LT. CHUCKY: What the hell's in Mexico?
METAL GUMP: Burritos.
LT. CHUCKY: Burritos? Who gives a crap about processed Mexican food?
METAL GUMP: I have to buy me one of those restaurants as soon as I have some money. I made me a promise to Bubba in Vietnam, that as soon as the war was over, we'd go in partners. He'd be the manager of the restaurant and I'd be his partner. But now that he's dead, that means that I gotta be the manager.
LT. CHUCKY: A Mexican Restaurant manager?
METAL GUMP: A promise is a promise, man.
LT. CHUCKY: Now hear this! Private Gump here is gonna be a Mexican Restaurant manager. Well, I tell you what, the day that you are a restaurant manager, I will come and be your partner. If you're ever a manager, that's the day I'm a redheaded, knee-high killer doll.
METAL GUMP (V.O.): I was then officially discharged from the Army. Fortunately, I received a ton of money after I promoted a new air hockey set. I didn't stay at home for very long, because after all, I had a promise that I needed to keep. I paid my respects to Bubba Spanky himself.
METAL GUMP is standing over BUBBA SPANKY's grave, which is covered with menthols and flowers.
METAL GUMP: Hey, Bubba, it's me, Metal Gump. I remember everything you said, and I got it all figured out. I'm taking the twenty-four thousand, five hundred and six-two dollars and forty-seven cents that I got after I said, "When I was in China on the All-America Ping-Pong Team, I just loved playing air hockey with my Blue Flex-O Mallet." Which everybody knows it isn't true, but it's just a little white lie so it won't hurt anyone. So, anyway, I'm putting all that on equipment, a truck, and a new building.
METAL GUMP (V.O.): Now Bubba Spanky told me everything he knows about burritos, but there was one problem. Maintaining a restaurant was tough. Luckily, I was going to have some help.
METAL GUMP encounters LT. CHUCKY.
METAL GUMP: Lt. Chucky. What are you doing here?
LT. CHUCKY: Well, sunshine, I had to see this for myself. And I told you if you were ever a restaurant manager, that I'd be your first mate. Well, here I am. I am a man of
my word. So are we traveling or something?
METAL GUMP: Yeah, we're traveling around for food stuff for the restaurant.
LT. CHUCKY: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's hit the road!
ACT III, PART I coming soon...
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Post by Spanky on Aug 9, 2014 9:46:16 GMT -6
I like it but I think you need to edit some parts because you left in some of the original Forrest Gump stuff like his name and shrimp, lol. But yeah I cracked up at Bubba's grave.
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Post by Metal Matt on Aug 9, 2014 9:52:48 GMT -6
Oh yeah, thanks for telling me, lol. But yeah, I thought you would get a kick out of all the menthols around Bubba's grave. |
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