Metal Matt FF: In Space, Only Metal Matt Can Hear You Scream

[Metal Matt]

So, I am back with a story with a really long title, lol. This time I'll be writing about Metal Matt going off into space and killing several military personnel and corrupt astronauts. As much as I hate to say it, I got the inspiration for this story from... Leprechaun 4. Even though that movie did not live up to its premise, it was still somewhat creative and along with Jason X and the inevitability of horror characters going into space, I decided that it was Metal Matt's turn to go into space. So here we go! (BTW, if you haven't read Dragon's Past or Double Vision, go ahead and check those awesome stories out!)

ACT I, PART I:

METAL MATT, JENNIFER, CHUCKY, and TIFFANY are touring Kennedy Space Center. The TOUR GUIDE reveals that there will be a mission to Mars and the Moon that very day.

TOUR GUIDE: Welcome to the Visitor Complex! We have had 1.5 million people here! How about that?

No one responds. Someone coughs.

TOUR GUIDE: Well, then, on with the tour! [softly] Oh, come on, Ned, just three more hours. You can make it. [takes out a flask and drinks from it]

METAL MATT: Awesome, a drunk tour guide.

CHUCKY: He's drunk?

METAL MATT: He's drinking from a flask. He's so obviously a drunk.

TIFFANY: So what are we going to do after this?

JENNIFER: I don't know, but I've always found space so exciting.

TOUR GUIDE: And this is where your tour ends. We'll be lifting off in just an hour, on a new mission to Mars and the Moon!

TIFFANY: Well, isn't that cool?

METAL MATT: You know, I just had a thought. I've caused havoc everywhere in this country. But I think it would be cool to kill... in space.

CHUCKY: In space? Aren't you pushing it just a little?

METAL MATT: Well, I've always wanted to go into space. See the stars, constellations, planets, all that good stuff. Wouldn't you want to see the moon?

CHUCKY: It's obvious the moon landing was faked.

METAL MATT: Thank you, Mr. Positive.

JENNIFER: You can go into space, but I wouldn't go. It would be too scary. Say, I got an idea! You can go into space, and we can communicate with you via walkie talkies and hidden cameras!

METAL MATT: Great idea, Jennifer! I'll miss you though.

JENNIFER: Me too. You can take pictures as well!

TIFFANY: The only thing is, how do you get on the rocket ship?

METAL MATT: I have my ways.

All four are at the liftoff space, and they see security guards.

METAL MATT, CHUCKY, TIFFANY, and JENNIFER: Hey, it's Johnny Depp!

SECURITY GUARDS: Where? Where? I think he's over there!

CHUCKY: Well, that was easy.

JENNIFER: Alright, here's the walkie talkies and hidden cameras. Good luck, sweetie.

METAL MATT: Thanks. I'll miss all of you. Especially you Jennifer.

METAL MATT sneaks onto the rocket ship and puts on an astronaut costume.

METAL MATT: This is going to be an adventure...

ACT I, PART II coming soon...

[Spanky]

Lol Johnny Depp. Very interesting so far, looking forward to more.

[Metal Matt]

ACT I, PART II:

The rocket ship has launched off into space, and is slowly cruising along the stars. METAL MATT, in a separate room, communicates with JENNIFER, CHUCKY, and TIFFANY.

TIFFANY: So, how's space going?

METAL MATT: Pretty interesting. Never thought I would see stuff like this in my life. The people on the other hand, aren't exactly interesting. Many military types, and weirdo astronauts.

CHUCKY: What's going on with them?

METAL MATT: They keep talking about all types of stuff concerning the moon and conspiracy theories and all that stuff. They might be up to something.

CHUCKY: I've been telling you that the moon landing was fake. I guess we'll find out for sure, now. Well, you know what you've gotta do.

METAL MATT: If they're up to something, I assure you I'll get to the bottom of this.

In the control room, military officer CHET and Astronaut BILL are talking.

SGT. CHET: This mission is very important. Do you understand, Bill? This is one mission we cannot screw up.

BILL: Understood, Sargent.

SGT. CHET: We have 6 good men here, including you. Take all precautions.

BILL: Sir, I have one question. What is with all the conspiracy theories you keep talking about?

SGT. CHET: Now is not the time for silly questions. Just do what needs to be done. We're almost to Mars. We are about to begin a legendary mission that will be talked about for centuries. I will not tolerate failure. Is that clear, Bill?

BILL: Yes sir.

SGT. CHET leaves the room.

BILL: Alright, I think I have it all figured out. Oh, wait, I need to make sure the door is sealed.

METAL MATT appears.

METAL MATT: That's funny you say that. Because your fate is sealed.

METAL MATT assaults BILL and removes BILL's helmet. METAL MATT assualts BILL some more with the helmet before putting it on himself. METAL MATT puts BILL's head between the door and the outside area. BILL's head begins swelling up due to it being in space.

METAL MATT: What's the matter, Bill? Feeling light-headed?

METAL MATT slams the door on BILL's head. BILL is decapitated. Outside, his head explodes. METAL MATT seals the door shut and takes his helmet off and goes back to his room. Sometime later, SGT. CHET and the other astronauts walk into the control room.

MIKEY: Yeah, that's why he said it in the first place. [laughs, then see's BILL's corpse] Oh my god, what happened?

SGT. CHET: What is going on?

MIKEY: Sir, maybe we should abandon our mission.

SGT. CHET: No, that is not an option! This is the most important mission in history, and we can't screw it up! We can take care of this.

MIKEY: Well, we have to tell someone! [goes to the intercom and calls someone] Houston... We have a problem.

ACT II, PART I coming soon...

[Spanky]

Very nice. Is this Bill the same person as "Wild Bill" Overbeck from "Rocketman"?

[Metal Matt]

I've never really heard of "Rocketman", so no.

[Spanky]

You're friggin' kidding me right? That movie is legit.

[Metal Matt]

I'm assuming this is the movie you're talking about?

[Metal Matt]

ACT II, PART I:

SGT. CHET: What did you just do?

MIKEY: I had to tell someone!

SGT. CHET: Houston, we do not have a problem. I repeat, we do not have a problem. Thank you.

MIKEY: What are we going to do?

SGT. CHET: We are going to keep this thing contained. There's obviously a homicidal maniac on here, so here's what we are going to do. Go to all the rooms. Look for evidence. Knives, guns, whatever. We are going to find this guy.

Meanwhile, METAL MATT is in his room communicating with JENNIFER, CHUCKY, and TIFFANY.

METAL MATT: So there's one guy down, several more to go.

JENNIFER: So, what's the story with these guys.

METAL MATT: Well, I know for sure that they are all corrupt. And All of them are going to die.

CHUCKY: Is there any good news?

METAL MATT: Well, we're going to Mars, so that should be fun.

TIFFANY: Cool!

METAL MATT: Well, I have to go. See you later.

JENNIFER, CHUCKY, and TIFFANY: Bye!

INTERCOM: Attention, all astronauts to the control room. We are ready to enter Mars. I repeat, all astronauts to the control room. We are ready to enter Mars.

The remaining astronauts and METAL MATT enter the control room.

SGT. CHET: Gentlemen, we are about to enter Mars. Anything you find, report to me, and we'll bring it back to be studied.

The astronauts and METAL MATT put on their gear and walk onto Mars.

ASTRONAUT #1: What are you going to do with all your money from this mission?

ASTRONAUT #2: Trip to Hawaii!

ASTRONAUT #3: I'm going to open up a steakhouse.

ASTRONAUT #1: That all sounds great. So what are we even looking for anyway?

ASTRONAUT #4: I don't know. Sarge just said that we were just supposed to look for anything interesting.

ASTRONAUT #5: If this is the first time astronauts have walked on Mars, then why aren't we taping this? Or us walking on the moon for that matter?

ASTRONAUT #4: Sarge said that they would film it in Hollywood soon after. That's how they always do stuff like this.

METAL MATT [softly] Well, what do you know.

ASTRONAUT #1: So you. We don't know much about you. Where did you come from?

METAL MATT: Los Angeles.

ASTRONAUT #3: Nice!

METAL MATT: Hey, I found something!

ASTRONAUT #2: What?

METAL MATT: Some type of moon rock.

ASTRONAUT #5: Let me see!

METAL MATT: Gladly.

METAL MATT smashes the rock over ASTRONAUT #5's helmet, breaking it. ASTRONAUT #5's eyes are sucked out of their sockets. METAL MATT does the same to the rest of the crew. METAL MATT returns to the ship and communicates with JENNIFER, CHUCKY, and TIFFANY.

METAL MATT: For once, you were right, Chucky. They did indeed fake the moon landing.

CHUCKY: Well, it was kind of obvious.

TIFFANY: So, what are you going to do?

METAL MATT: Well, I've already killed all the astronauts, the only person left is that Sgt. Chet character. That greedy, evil militant will get what's coming to him...

The end is near. ACT II, PART II coming soon...

[Spanky]

Wow, fake moon landing? That just crushes my universe. Good stuff man.

[Metal Matt]

ACT II, PART II:

SGT. CHET puts on protective gear and walks onto Mars. He discovers the bodies of the astronauts floating.

SGT. CHET: What happened? Who this this? Well, I'm going to find out. No one gets away from Sargent Buford T. Chet.

While walking back to the rocket ship, SGT. CHET steps on an unknown object. He cries out in pain, before he notices his hand becoming green and scaly. He also grows a giant green tail.

SGT. CHET: What... is happening to me??

SGT. CHET's uniform tears off to reveal a lizard-like body complete with slimy green scales. CHET's head has turned into a lizard-like one, complete with sharp teeth and a jagged tongue. He growls, liking his new form.

Meanwhile, METAL MATT continues his conversation with JENNIFER, CHUCKY, and TIFFANY.

METAL MATT: This is the video I recorded. It is quite interesting to say the least.

METAL MATT plays an archive recording of a meeting between SGT. CHET and the other astronauts, recorded earlier in the day.

SGT. CHET: It's time you knew the truth. The moon landing was faked.

ASTRONAUT #3: What? This has gotta be a joke!

SGT. CHET: Oh, it's no joke. I've known about it ever since we shot the footage on July 20, 1969. We did it to distract all our citizens from the Vietnam War. It was all the rage back then. Our country didn't feel safe. There was so much hate in America. So, to distract people from the war, we decided to do something that had never been done before. We decided to "land on the moon." You can never let what I just told you to leave this room. You take this to your grave.

CHUCKY: So, that was interesting.

JENNIFER: Yeah, it does make sense.

METAL MATT: It's pretty insane. Like, everything I've known was a lie.

Suddenly the door is broken down. It is revealed to be a mutated SGT. CHET. He snarls at METAL MATT.

METAL MATT: Well, well, well. What do we have here?

METAL MATT begins to battle the mutated CHET, but is quickly overpowered. The two fight throughout all the rooms, with neither gaining an upper hand. The two fight into the control room. The mutated CHET attempts to throw a chair at METAL MATT, but METAL MATT ducks and the chairs shatters the overlooking glass. Many objects begin to get sucked through the window. CHET almost gets METAL MATT, but loses him. After looking for a while, METAL MATT appears behind CHET and picks him up and slams him spine-first over his knee, breaking his back and killing him. CHET is then sucked through the window and into space. METAL MATT then gets to a control panel and lands the rocket ship safely in the landing pad at Kennedy Space Center. METAL MATT comes out of the rocket ship to cheers and applause. He is interviewed by several media outlets. He is then met at the exit of the Center by JENNIFER, CHUCKY, and TIFFANY.

TIFFANY: So, I take that it was a fun adventure?

METAL MATT: Most definitely. We are going to party tonight.

The End.

So, that was really fun to write. However, I'm not exactly sure what I'm going to write next. I will definitely keep on writing, and if you have any suggestions, feel free to let me know! Thanks for reading!

[Spanky]

Dang that got weird quick, didn't know that one dude was a lizard man like Dick Cheney, lol. Good read, nevertheless.

[Metal Matt]

Yeah, since it was in space, I needed some type of creature. And as sad as this may sound, the lizard man was inspired by Suburban Commando, with Hulk Hogan.

[Gee]

This story is wonderfully messed lol, always entertaining to read your stuff Metal Matt!