Metal Matt Fan Fic: Metal Matt's Bride Of Chucky

[Metal Matt]

It'll definitely be interesting to say the least.

[Spanky]

Jesse, Jade, Metal Matt bubble bath? I can't wait!

[Gee]

Spanky get your mind out of the gutter and use your hand, for crying out loud.

This has been pretty entertaining to read, I must say. Metal Matt has a pretty interesting character, I feel like there are some obvious feels for Tiffany though on his end, he must really not like Chucky for taking her away.

Can't wait to read more as we go down the line of events with Jesse and Jade

[Metal Matt]

Yeah, Metal Matt definitely has a crush on Tiffany. Really looking forward to writing some more later tonight. Thanks for all the positive responses!

[Metal Matt]

ACT II, PART II:

At the Gasworks, where many teens are drinking and smoking pot, NEEDLENOSE steps out of his police car.

METAL MATT: You have got to be kidding me.

NEEDLENOSE: How you doing tonight? Can all three of you step out of the car?

METAL MATT: Crap. [softly to CHUCKY and TIFFANY] I'll be right back.

JADE: Officer Norton, I have a question. About all this stalking, Is this covered by your regular salary, or does my uncle pay you extra.

NEEDLENOSE: Extra. Oh, believe you me, extra.

JADE: Look, I'm sure you're a nice person, and that you're just doing your job, but can you just give us a break?

NEEDLENOSE: I wish I could. It's nothing personal. It's just... the money. [laughs]

JADE: You're disgusting! SHUT THE HELL UP! [slaps NEEDLENOSE]

METAL MATT and JESSE keep the two apart. CHUCKY and TIFFANY are in the van smoking the marijuana.

METAL MATT: OK, that's enough! OK, Nose Guard, back off my friend. We've been traveling for a while. None of us have gotten any rest. C'mon Jade. Let's go pick some snacks up for the road, and Jesse will deal with this guy.

METAL MATT and JADE go into The Gasworks to pick up snacks and drinks. NEEDLENOSE approaches the van, searching for the weed. TIFFANY throws something at NEEDLENOSE's head. The dolls stay still, but not before CHUCKY quickly tosses the weed across the van. NEEDLENOSE gets the weed and exits the van. He shows JESSE what he's found.

JESSE: What?

NEEDLENOSE pushes JESSE onto the van.

JESSE: You know this isn't mine.

NEEDLENOSE: You're in a lot of trouble. Don't you move.

CHUCKY: Figures you two would hitch us a ride with the Fugitive. Gimme your lighter.

TIFFANY: For what?

CHUCKY: Improvising.

CHUCKY grabs a flannel cloth, TIFFANY's lighter and gets out of the van and crawls to NEEDLENOSE's car. He puts the flannel cloth in the gas tank and lights it on fire. He quickly crawls back to the van.

JESSE: [waiting for METAL MATT and JADE] Come on, you two.

NEEDLENOSE coughs and sees that his car is on fire. He screams as his car explodes. Mass hysteria ensues. METAL MATT and JADE come out of The Gasworks and upon seeing the damage, run to the van.

JADE: Get in!

The van drives away. JESSE and JADE look at each other.

JESSE: Where were you two?

METAL MATT: In the Gasworks, getting snacks. You know, like I said in front of you, Jade, the cop, and Cheech and Chong's illegitimate children. We paid high price for these, so you better be grateful.

JADE: Jesse, you should have something to say about what happened back there.

JESSE: I think one of you two are crazy.

JADE: What?

JESSE: You don't think I had anything to do with that stunt back there?

JADE: Didn't you?

JESSE: No, but I think you two did. After all, you two insulted him.

METAL MATT: Jade and I were nowhere near that police car. You actually think I would kill someone? Are you sure that weed wasn't yours?

The cellphone rings. Jesse answers and puts it on speaker.

JESSE: Hello.

DAVID: What the hell?

JESSE: Believe me, I have the same reaction you have.

DAVID: Well, the cops seem to think it's all cut and dry. They think it's a multiple murder situation.

JADE: Norton was just one murder, right?

DAVID: They found a cigarette lighter next to the car, belonged to the cop that got stabbed and beheaded. And Jade, your uncle's missing. I know you two had nothing to do with this, but they're setting up roadblocks near the end of town. You two better lay low for a while.

JESSE: Thanks. [hangs up the phone]

JESSE: Did you see Warren?

JADE: Not since this morning. You?

JESSE: No. Where are we going to go this late at night?

METAL MATT: We're close to Niagara Falls, so we'll technically be in Canada. And as much as I don't want to go there again, we have no other choice. I know a cool little hotel suite there. It's called The Honeymoon Suites Hotel.

JADE: You've been to Canada?

METAL MATT: I went to that hotel suite with Tiffany a couple years ago. It was very cool.

CHUCKY's jaw drops open. He stares at him and TIFFANY.

JESSE: OK, can you show us the way?

METAL MATT: Sure.

They drive to Toronto, Ontario while Monster Magnet's "See You In Hell" plays in the background and stop in front of a chapel.

JADE: What are you doing?

JESSE: Do you trust me, Jade?

JADE: Of course I do.

JESSE and JADE exit the van and enter the chapel. CHUCKY, TIFFANY, and METAL MATT stay in the van.

CHUCKY: Sucker.

TIFFANY: I think they make a cute couple. It would be a shame to break them up, if you know what I mean.

METAL MATT: I don't like the dude very much. The girl, however. If she was over 18, I would... well... you can use your imagination. [to himself] I already had one girl stolen from me, it'll be a blast to steal one myself.

CHUCKY: Speaking of girls, what is up with you and Tiffany going to this hotel a couple years?

METAL MATT: It was strictly an adventure type of thing. It's not like we did it. [to himself] ...As far as he'll ever know.

Inside the church, JESSE and JADE are getting married, while a priest reads the traditional vows. Meanwhile, back in the van, Chucky turns on the radio. Hanson comes on.

CHUCKY: Jesus, the music scene's gone to hell since I've been dead.

METAL MATT: You're telling me. It's all just boy bands and wuss rock.

The radio turns to Motley Crue's "Dr. Feelgood".

CHUCKY, TIFFANY, and METAL MATT: [in unison] Oh Yeah!! [All three head bang]

TIFFANY: Isn't it beautiful? I always dreamed of having a big church wedding with bridesmaids and a cake and my picture in the paper-  not just the usual mugshot, but something really flattering.

CHUCKY: Tiff, I'm sorry. For everything.

TIFFANY: Um, I guess I can't complain. I mean, I always wanted the three of us to spend more time together, maybe do some traveling and see the world.

METAL MATT: Yeah, I've always wanted to see places like Los Angeles, Cleveland, New York, stuff like that. I've also heard good things about Paradise City. I've always heard that down there that the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

TIFFANY: Yeah, all three of us have so much fun together. [all three laugh]

CHUCKY: Life is full of surprises.

Suddenly CHIEF KINCAID pops up out of the trunk, apparently still alive, with the nails still in him. CHIEF KINCAID screams at the sight of the three.

TIFFANY: Kill him! Now!

CHUCKY and METAL MATT stab him to death, while JESSE and JADE kiss in the church, now officially married.

TIFFANY: That was good.

METAL MATT, CHUCKY, TIFFANY, JESSE, and JADE are all in a hotel suite. They are all watching the TV where a reporter is conducting an interview with two detectives.

REPORTER: Is it true that Jesse and Jade may in fact be the serial killers you've been tracking for the past few days?

DETECTIVE: We can neither confirm or deny that. From the looks of it, it appears to be the work of one killer.

LIEUTENANT: It's possible though, that one may be a hostage, or simply unaware of what the other is up to.

DETECTIVE: At this time, in the absence of any other information, these two are considered to be armed, and extremely dangerous.

JADE: Wonderful.

JESSE: First thing tomorrow morning, we deliver those dolls. Then we collect our money. We're going to need it.

A woman, named DIANE then enters the room.

METAL MATT: Well, hello, nurse.

DIANE: Excuse me, the door was open and I didn't realize there was anybody in here. Jack! I thought we were getting a suite.

JACK: Whoa. Who's this?

DIANE: I thought we were getting a suite.

METAL MATT: It would be "suite" if you two got out of here.

JADE: Yeah, this is our room.

DIANE: [see Tiffany] Oh, Jack! Look at this doll! Have you ever seen anything so cute in your entire life? What a great idea for a wedding gift. [sees Chucky] Oh. Well, this doll has a face only a mother could love.

METAL MATT: Yeah, he's pretty ugly.

CHUCKY: [in Good Guy voice] Hi, I'm Chucky, and I wouldn't talk that way if I were you. Hidey-ho!

JACK: Chucky! Of course! He was a Good Guy doll! They were programmed to say all kinds of crap.

METAL MATT: Well, three sentences, but who's counting?

DIANE: Well, I don't like him at all. [takes JESSE's wallet off the counter. METAL MATT and TIFFANY see this.]

JACK: You know, you two make a delicious couple. You and that guy over there.

METAL MATT: Easy there, Dahmer.

JACK: Don't you agree, Diane?

DIANE: Oh, yeah. Sure. So what are you three up to tonight?

JADE: It's our wedding night.

DIANE: Well, it's our wedding night too, which makes this so perfect. You know, the more, the merrier.

JADE: Yeah, no. We have to get to bed early.

DIANE: We'll be right next door.

JESSE: OK.

TIFFANY: She doesn't deserve to wear that ring.

METAL MATT: Yeah, I really don't like those two. I think we know what to do.

Later that night, JACK and DIANE are counting their money.

JACK: To us.

DIANE: Oh, Jack, knock it off.

JACK: We are technically on our honeymoon, remember?

DIANE: Well, it was your bright idea to come here.

JACK: Hey, we're here. Let's make the best of this.

The two begin to kiss. CHUCKY, TIFFANY, and METAL MATT sneak into the room.

METAL MATT: You know what they say: The more, the merrier. AH! [stabs JACK, briefly incapacitating him. DIANE is able to run away]

METAL MATT: You two, finish this clown. Be creative. I'll go get her.

METAL MATT goes after DIANE. TIFFANY grabs a champagne bottle and throws it at a mirror over the waterbed. JACK wakes up to see what is about to happen. The glass shards cut him and he bleeds to death, with several of his limbs flying all around the room.

CHUCKY: I love you.

Meanwhile, METAL MATT is chasing DIANE. DIANE reaches a crossroads, of sorts. Suddenly, METAL MATT jumps up from behind her and stabs her repeatedly in the chest.

METAL MATT: Now who's the delicious couple? [METAL MATT brings DIANE back to the hotel room and places her alongside JACK. He cuts off DIANE's ring

finger and gives it to CHUCKY.

METAL MATT: [softly to CHUCKY] I think I know what you're about to do. [gives him Diane's severed finger, with her wedding ring on] Treat her right. If either of you need me, I'll be sleeping in the van.

METAL MATT leaves.

CHUCKY: I should have asked this a long time ago. [pulls the ring from DIANE's severed finger] Will you be my bride?

TIFFANY: YES!

CHUCKY: By the way, I am anatomically correct you know.

The two go in front of the fireplace and... get it on.

JADE and JESSE are still awake, though not looking at one another. JESSE goes downstairs. JADE calls DAVID.

DAVID: Hello?

JADE: David, it's me.

DAVID: Jade! Where are you?

JADE: Niagara Falls. The Honeymoon Suites Hotel, which believe me, is even worse than it sounds.

DAVID: Are you OK?

JADE: No, I'm married.

DAVID: Is that bad?

JADE: I'm really scared. I think he did it. What should I do?

DAVID: Then you gotta go to the police.

JADE: But I still love him. Is that wrong?

DAVID: Hold on a second, I'm getting another call.

JESSE: [standing outside in a payphone booth] Hey, David, it's me.

DAVID: Jesse. Hey.

JESSE: I'm sorry to call you so late. I've got a problem. It's Jade.

DAVID: Listen to me. Go to the police. Now, before someone else gets hurt...

ACT III, PART I coming soon...

[Spanky]

Nice dude, this is very interesting so far.

[Metal Matt]

ACT III, PART I:

A MAID enters JACK and DIANE's room, unaware of the carnage inside.

MAID: Housekeeping! Joy to be here. [steps on a piece of the shattered champagne bottle] Oh. Newlyweds. Always a pleasure. What the heck went on here- [sees the corpses of JACK and DIANE] AHH!!! AHHH!!! AAHHH!!

JESSE and JADE run into the room and see the carnage. They then run outside with them holding CHUCKY and TIFFANY and quickly get into the van.

METAL MATT: What's going on?

JADE: Something terrible happened in that hotel.

METAL MATT: It's Canada. Why are you surprised?

JADE: I'm not sure about this. I can't go with you Jesse. Not anymore.

JESSE: I'm really glad you said that first.

JADE: Why?

JESSE: Jade, this is too much for me. I love you, I will always love you, but there is a limit to how much I can take.

JADE: Why are you talking to me like I'm crazy? You're the crazy one! I can't take this anymore!

DAVID suddenly knocks on the van door. We cut to the van driving down the road.

DAVID: Anyway, the thing that struck me, was how sure both of you sounded. And that to me, meant one of three things- One of you is lying, both of you are wacko, or both of you are wrong. Add that to the fact that I know you both better than anybody else. I am concluding that what we have here is a simple misunderstanding. Do you guys smell something in here?

METAL MATT, CHUCKY, and TIFFANY look at each other nervously.

DAVID: By the way, who's this guy?

METAL MATT: Metal Matt, Prince Of Darkness.

DAVID: Right...

JESSE: Anyway, for the sake of argument, If it wasn't you, and it wasn't me, and it wasn't Metal Matt here, then who else would want to kill Needlenose and Warren?

JADE: And those people from last night?

DAVID: You're assuming Warren's dead. He's only missing.

JADE: You're suggesting that Warren-

DAVID: Why not? I'd buy him as a psychopath before either of you two. Not even this guy over here.

METAL MATT: Um... thanks?

DAVID: Something really stinks in here.

JADE: I told you not to leave your dirty socks back there.

DAVID: Honey, this ain't no dirty socks. [DAVID starts to pick up the dolls before being stopped by METAL MATT]

METAL MATT: Don't touch those dolls. Give 'em here. [picks up CHUCKY and TIFFANY and brings them to the other side of the van]

DAVID spots the blood and lifts up the trunk lid and finds the dead CHIEF KINCAID. He grabs CHIEF KINCAID's gun before quickly shutting it.

JESSE: I feel like such an idiot.

JADE: Me, too.

JESSE: I mean, I can't believe I actually thought you could kill someone.

JADE: I know, I'm so sorry.

JESSE: David, what would we do without you?

DAVID: "Without me"?

JESSE: You set us straight. We owe you one.

JADE: You're a good friend. The best.

DAVID then pulls out his gun.

DAVID: Pull over! Pull over now!

JESSE: David, come on, let's talk about this! Put the gun down!

DAVID: Why, so you can kill me too? You're good. You even had me fooled.

JADE: What are you talking about?

DAVID: This! [shows CHIEF KINCAID's corpse]

JESSE: I didn't do it! She did!

DAVID: Shut up! Shut up! [sees cop car] Help! Over here!

CHUCKY and TIFFANY pop up.

CHUCKY: Nobody move!

METAL MATT: It's time everybody shut the hell up. Starting with you.

METAL MATT grabs DAVID by the neck and graphically tears out his throat. He then throws DAVID in front of a truck.

METAL MATT: Get moving!

TIFFANY: Now!

The van drives off. METAL MATT opens the back doors and tosses CHIEF KINCAID's corpse onto the cop car, slowing down traffic. They enter New Jersey.

METAL MATT: [looking out the windows] Well, New Jersey. This is a far cry from Detroit.

CHUCKY: I imagine that you two have a few questions. You do know who I am, right?

JESSE: Chucky.

CHUCKY: And I assume you know Metal Matt.

JADE: Uh-huh...

CHUCKY: And this is Tiffany.

TIFFANY: I believe we've already met, haven't we, Sweetface?

JESSE: S-so how did you end like this?

METAL MATT: It's a long story that we don't feel like explaining. The fact of the matter is that Chucky, Tiffany, and I go way, way back. All the way to the '80s. But that's a story for another day.

JADE: What are you going to do with us?

CHUCKY: Funny you should ask.

TIFFANY: These bodies are okay, but they're like apartments that we're just renting.

CHUCKY: And you know what they say about real estate: location, location, location.

METAL MATT: Unfortunately for you kids, you're in the right place at the wrong time.

RADIO VOICE: This is a special report. The Jesse and Jade case keeps getting more peculiar by the minute. Fingerprints discovered at separate crime scenes have been identified as belonging to Charles Lee Ray, the notorious serial killer gunned down in Chicago in 1988. Now police confirm that Ray's corpse will be exhumed from a Hackensack, New Jersey cemetery sometime today.

METAL MATT: Well you did such a good job. You're supposed to cover your tracks when you kill someone.

TIFFANY: Now what are we going to do?

CHUCKY: Shut up! Let me think.

METAL MATT: That's not going to help much.

CHUCKY: Well, we've got to get some new wheels. Every cop within 500 miles is looking for this van. We need something inconspicuous, but with a little style.

The scene cuts to night time, with a camper going down the road, as Bruce Dickinson's "Trumpets Of Jericho" is playing in the background. It passes a sign that says, "Welcome to Hackensack". Inside the camper, TIFFANY is dolling up a tied up JADE, while JESSE is driving with CHUCKY in the passenger seat, with METAL MATT sitting in a chair listening to Joan Jett's Good Music album on a CD player.

TIFFANY: Hold still, honey. [TIFFANY goes to the oven and gets a apron from the closet, opening it to reveal a dead elderly couple with both their throats slit] Excuse me!

JADE: [softly] Metal Matt, Metal Matt! [METAL MATT takes off his headphones] Can you please untie me? I'll forget all about this if you let us go.

METAL MATT: Sorry, I can't. To be honest, I have nothing against you two. It's nothing personal. I'm just helping out my friends. Well, just Tiffany. I could care less about that ginger doll sitting up there.

CHUCKY: I heard that.

METAL MATT: Like I said, I could care less.

TIFFANY takes a tray of cookies, gives a couple to METAL MATT, and gives a couple to CHUCKY.

CHUCKY: Nobody makes Swedish Meatballs like you, babe.

TIFFANY: Thanks, honey pot. I hope you left room for dessert.

CHUCKY: You know it, pooky. You know, if I had known that marriage was such a great gig, I never would have waited this long to tie the knot.

JESSE: On the other hand, she doesn't seem like much of a housekeeper, does she?

CHUCKY: Tiff? Those dishes aren't going to wash themselves.

JADE: You were nice enough to cook for him, the least he can do is wash the dishes.

TIFFANY throws plates at CHUCKY.

CHUCKY: What are you doing?

TIFFANY: Here I am slaving away over a hot stove, making cookies, making Swedish meatballs, and for what? For a man who doesn't appreciate me! You could learn a lot from Metal Matt.

CHUCKY: How dare you...

TIFFANY: Don't speak to me that way!

CHUCKY: You started it!

TIFFANY: I did no- [JADE kicks TIFFANY into the over and shuts the door]

METAL MATT: No!

CHUCKY fires a gun at JADE but misses. JESSE pushes CHUCKY through the window. METAL MATT attempts to choke JESSE before JESSE stops the RV, sending METAL MATT through the windshield. METAL MATT rolls down a hill as the RV does the same. A gas pipe breaks inside the RV.

JADE: Jesse? Jesse? Please answer! Please!

TIFFANY, badly burnt, comes flying out the oven and attacks JADE, but is thrown out by JESSE.

JADE: Hurry! [JESSE grabs a knife and sets JADE free. JESSE and JADE go out the RV just before it explodes]

CHUCKY: Hey, beautiful. [grabs gun] Move it! [JADE takes CHUCKY to the cemetery]

TIFFANY is seen crawling to the gun, but JESSE steps on her hand. JESSE picks TIFFANY up by the hair and takes her to the cemetery gates. METAL MATT, bloodied, is seen crawling away from the RV. He slowly gets up and the blood supernaturally disappears. METAL MATT slowly limps towards the cemetery gates...

The end is near. ACT III, PART II is coming your way, soon...

[Metal Matt]

ACT III, PART II:

CHUCKY and JADE reach the cemetery gates. CHUCKY shoots a grave digger.

CHUCKY: Get down there. Open the coffin.

JADE: I'M TRYING! [CHUCKY shoots the gun. The coffin finally opens, revealing the skeletal remains of Charles Lee Ray. Rats crawl out of the skeleton's eye holes]

CHUCKY: You really didn't need to see that. Give me the amulet. [JADE grabs it and sends the head rolling] You broke my neck!

JESSE comes with TIFFANY.

CHUCKY: Let her go!

JESSE: Let Jade go first!

CHUCKY: Get going. And Jade? See you real soon.

JESSE: Get outta here.

TIFFANY and JADE walk past each other.

TIFFANY: You're a lucky girl. [She reaches Chucky] Catch me, Chucky.

TIFFANY falls. CHUCKY throws a knife into JESSE's back.

CHUCKY: Crap, what did I do to my body?

JESSE: Pull it out!

CHUCKY: I'll take that. [JADE gives him his knife] It's showtime.

JESSE and JADE are tied up while CHUCKY is performing the chant.

CHUCKY: Ade due damballa. Give me the power, I beg of you. Leveau haberdasher of wood chaloitte. Secoise entienne but death pea. Morteisma place of vocuier of mieu vochette. Endenlieu for boisette damballa! Endenlieu for boisette damballa! Endenlieu for boisette damballa! This is it!

TIFFANY: I love you, Chucky.

CHUCKY: I know.

TIFFANY: We belong together. Kiss me.

CHUCKY and TIFFANY kiss. TIFFANY quietly pull CHUCKY's knife from his pocket and stabs him in the back, leading him to tumble.

CHUCKY: Augh... Why?

TIFFANY: Chucky. Look at us. Don't you see? We belong dead. Goodbye darling. I'll see you in hell.

JESSE and JADE eventually free themselves. TIFFANY is suddenly knocked down by CHUCKY, now wielding a shovel. The two fight for awhile, before TIFFANY is knocked down again. She then attempts to strangle CHUCKY, before being stabbed in the stomach by CHUCKY.

TIFFANY: [weakly] My mother always told me love would set me free.

CHUCKY: Get off my knife.

TIFFANY falls down. Suddenly, METAL MATT appears out of nowhere and tackles CHUCKY.

METAL MATT: It's time to play, Chuckster.

METAL MATT assaults CHUCKY, strangles him, and stabs him several times, cutting off his hands and legs. However CHUCKY still is able to move. METAL MATT sees a shard of broken glass from a nearby temple, and pulls a cord, sending the broken glass down and decapitates CHUCKY, who finally dies.

At dawn, METAL MATT, JESSE, AND JADE are standing in the graveyard.

JADE: Are you going to kill us.

METAL MATT: No. I think I've done enough killing for a few days.

JESSE: What about us?

METAL MATT: Don't worry. I'll protect you two. You two can stay at me and Tiffany's place for a while, at least until this whole thing blows over. I've never been caught by the police, and never will. Hopefully this whole thing will be considered a mystery best left unsolved.

JADE: It must have been difficult killing your friend.

METAL MATT: Not really. He was kind of a jerk, to be honest. At one time, he was my friend. But I wanted to be with Tiffany. He made that impossible. This piece of crap is going to be no big loss. As far as Tiffany goes, I'm going to miss her. In a weird way, these two were so wrong, yet so right for one another. Well, the cops are almost here. Follow me. We'll get home.

METAL MATT, JESSE, and JADE run to the opposite side of the road from the cops, with METAL MATT hijacking a van similar to JESSE's old van. They all get in, and go back to Detroit to METAL MATT and TIFFANY's old trailer home.

DETECTIVE: [approaches the graveyard] I'm here at the graveyard. No sign of Jesse or Jade. I do see some pretty interesting things here. Get forensics down here. You're never going to believe this.

DETECTIVE approaches TIFFANY. TIFFANY then suddenly comes alive. Blood sprays out of TIFFANY, blinding the DETECTIVE. A baby crawls underneath TIFFANY'S gown. It jumps onto the detective.

The End... For now.

So, This was extremely fun to write. Definitely going to write some more. Going to write a fanfic of Seed Of Chucky now. It'll have Metal Matt in it, of course. If anybody has some ideas or suggestions for me to write about, feel free to let me know!

[Spanky]

Pretty solid man, I enjoyed reading it.