Metal Matt Fan Fic: Metal Matt's Bride Of Chucky

[Metal Matt]

So I've decided to write a fanfic, but from a new character's point of view. Me. Well, it's an alter ego, really. This is basically my own version of my favorite Chucky movie, Bride Of Chucky. First, let me briefly explain the character of Metal Matt.

Metal Matt is an interesting figure. Born in 1972, he was killed in 1988. However, by the process of the infamous Damballa chant, said by Tiffany shortly after his burial, he came back to life as an immortal being. He reunited with Tiffany and for the next 10 years, he would search for Chucky along with her. He is a serial killer/aspiring rock star.

OK, don't expect anything great with this, but let's begin.

PROLOGUE:

We see a police officer grabbing the remains of CHUCKY from a storage locker. He then drives to an unforeseen location. The camera then pans out to reveal that it is actually the Good Guys factory, albeit in deteriorating shape. He then meets a mysterious woman. The woman has somewhat short blond hair, and is wearing a leather outfit.

OFFICER BAILEY: Well, here it is, Miss...

MYSTERIOUS WOMAN: Tiffany's the name.

OFFICER BAILEY: Miss Tiffany. Well-

TIFFANY: Hold on, someone else is coming here. My best friend. Oh, there he is.

Suddenly a car appears at the entrance way of the abandoned factory. A figure opens the door and climbs out and walks towards the two. The figure has long, teased up jet black hair, a jet-black goatee, and is wearing a ribcage t-shirt and a leather trench coat, as well as leather pants and classic Converse Chuck Taylor sneakers. Lita Ford's Betrayal plays in the background.



MYSTERIOUS FIGURE: Hey, sorry I'm late.

OFFICER BAILEY: You must be...

MYSTERIOUS FIGURE: Metal Matt.

OFFICER BAILEY: Metal Matt. Nice to meet someone as, er, stylish as yourself.

METAL MATT: Yeah, I pride myself on looking better and different than everyone else. Now, anyway, you promised us something.

OFFICER BAILEY: Yes, I've got it. The price is $500.

METAL MATT: $500? This isn't a copy of The Star Wars Christmas Special, it's a doll! Oh, whatever. Here you go.

METAL MATT hands OFFICER BAILEY $500 in cash. OFFICER BAILEY hands them the bag with CHUCKY inside.

TIFFANY: Thanks, Officer.

OFFICER BAILEY: You two have a good night, alright?

METAL MATT: Oh, one more thing, Officer.

METAL MATT stabs OFFICER BAILEY in the heart and slits his throat. TIFFANY then beheads OFFICER BAILEY.

TIFFANY: We're finally reunited.

END OF PROLOGUE.

There will be more to come...

[Spanky]

Not too shabby man, looking forward to reading more.

[Metal Matt]

Thanks, dude. Really enjoyed writing it and I'm looking forward to writing more. Got a few interesting ideas for this fanfic.

[Gee]

It's a pretty cool spin, I've never read a fanfic that has the author included as such a primary character. Looking forward to reading more for sure, buddy

[Metal Matt]

Act I, Part I:

Rob Zombie's "Living Dead Girl" plays in the background as METAL MATT and TIFFANY go back to their trailer home. They reassemble CHUCKY, stitching him up. Meanwhile, a black car arrives at a white mansion. A young man, dressed in a suit and tie, arrives with roses in hand. He knocks on the door as "Living Dead Girl" ends. A man dressed in a dress shirt and tie, with short black hair, answers the door.

MAN: Hello, I'm Jade's uncle, Warren Kincaid.

YOUNG MAN: David Collins. Nice to meet you.

CHIEF KINCAID: Nice to meet you. Jade, David's here. JAAADDDEE!!!

A young woman, Jade, walks down the stairs. She has long, blond hair, and is dressed in a red dress.

JADE: Warren, don't scream. Hi, David.

DAVID: She's in good hands, sir.

CHIEF KINCAID: Have fun, you crazy kids.

JADE and DAVID get in their car and leave.

CHIEF KINCAID calls someone on his cell phone.

CHIEF KINCAID: She just left. Let's go.

DAVID is driving down the highway, with JADE in the passenger seat. Suddenly a young man named JESSE pops up from the backseat.

JESSE: You look drop dead gorgeous. Come here.

JADE goes to the backseat.

JESSE: So I take it Warren fell for it?

JADE: Hook, line, and sinker.

JESSE: Is he in love with David?

DAVID: I don't think so. I'm not making that mistake again. Kevin was way too needy. From now on, it's either lawyer or nothing.

They continue to drive down the highway until a police siren is heard behind him.

DAVID: Christ, it's Needlenose. Now what does he want?

Both cars go to the side of the road and a police officer climbs out the second car. The man has a very large nose and is bald.

NEEDLENOSE: Hello!

CHIEF KINCAID climbs out the police car and goes to DAVID's car.

CHIEF KINCAID: Well, well, well. I guess some things never change. Jade, get out the car.

JADE: Why?

CHIEF KINCAID: I told you I don't want you seeing this pathetic guy.

JADE: Bite me.

CHIEF KINCAID: Jade, next year when you turn 18, you can go to hell. But until then I'm stuck with you, so come on. When we get home, you and me are going to have a long talk about your recent behavior.

JESSE: You can't keep us apart!

CHIEF KINCAID: Just in case you forgot, I'm the chief of police, kid. I can do whatever the hell I want. And don't you forget that. Stay away from my niece.

CHIEF KINCAID and JADE drive away. Meanwhile, back at the trailer home, METAL MATT and TIFFANY are setting up a resurrection ritual. TIFFANY is reading a book called "Voodoo For Dummies" and METAL MATT is lighting candles.

TIFFANY: Are you ready?

METAL MATT: You know it, Tiff.

TIFFANY: Ade due damballa. Give me the power, I beg of you. Leveau haberdasher of wood chaloitte. Secoise entienne but death pea. Morteisma place of vocuier of mieu vochette. Endenlieu for boisette damballa! Endenlieu for boisette damballa! Endenlieu for boisette damballa! Awake!

Nothing happens.

TIFFANY: Awake! Awake!

METAL MATT: Told you that book was a croc.

Suddenly someone knocks on the door. TIFFANY goes to answer it. The door opens and a man named DAMIEN BAYLOCK is there. He has long jet black hair, black lipstick and eyeshadow, a tight black sleeveless shirt, numerous tattoos, and black spandex pants.

DAMIEN: Hi, Tiffany, Metal Matt!

METAL MATT and TIFFANY: [in unison] What do you want?

DAMIEN: Come on! Let me in, I'm freezing to death out here.

TIFFANY: Promises, promises.

DAMIEN: So, what did you two do tonight?

METAL MATT: What the- What the hell are you wearing?

DAMIEN: Well, I-

METAL MATT: Don't answer that. You look like Marilyn Manson's mistress! Are you trying to look like me? Shave your stupid head. Are you trying to be like Metal Matt? You'll never look like Metal Matt.

DAMIEN: Anyway Tiffany, I got something for you.

DAMIEN hands TIFFANY a picture of a seemingly blood splattered man.

TIFFANY: Whoa. This is great! You finally killed someone! Did he scream a lot, was it really bloody- wait a minute. I recognize the nail polish. You never killed anybody. Did you! Did You??

DAMIEN: Come on, Tiffany, I'm working up to it.

METAL MATT: [softly] Tiff, why do we hang out with him again?

TIFFANY: Meh. It gives us something to do.

METAL MATT: True. Hey. I got an idea: Let's mess with him a little bit.

TIFFANY: Good idea!

TIFFANY: Damien, can you see if my... lipstick is under the couch?

DAMIEN: There's nothing under here.

Suddenly, a spider drops onto DAMIEN's face.

TIFFANY: Oh, Charlotte, how did you get out?

The power then goes out.

METAL MATT: [from other room] Good God, the power went out AGAIN??

DAMIEN: [in the bed] Do you know what the French call an orgasm? Le petit morte. "The little death". Come on Tiffany, let's die a little.

CHUCKY suddenly appears on the couch. DAMIEN joins TIFFANY on the couch.

DAMIEN: Ugh, where did you find this thing?

TIFFANY: Me and Metal Matt got it from the cops. We stitched him back together. It's the doll from those murders back in '88.

DAMIEN: Oh, Chucky? I knew you and Metal Matt were obsessed, but really?

Chucky is thrown across the room.

TIFFANY: Well, I thought he would make an interesting toy. Hey, do you want to play?

DAMIEN: OK.

DAMIEN is handcuffed to the bed, while METAL MATT is sitting at a table. TIFFANY is now dressed in a corset. CHUCKY is placed onto Damien.

TIFFANY: Now you watch me. All three of you.

METAL MATT: [to himself] This is always a treat. She looks so sexy.

TIFFANY: You know, there's something I never told you about CHUCKY.

DAMIEN: Don't tell me CHUCKY is one of those dolls that crap their pants.

TIFFANY: I wouldn't talk that way about Chucky if I were you. You see, me, Metal Matt, and Chucky all lived together for years. Of course that was before the cops killed him, before he transferred his soul into that doll there. These two, Chucky and Metal Matt were incredible lovers.

DAMIEN: Come on, babe. Little Chucky here ain't big enough to take care of a little woman like you.

CHUCKY's head then turns around and comes alive.

CHUCKY: It ain't the size that counts. It's what you do with it.

CHUCKY then completely turns around and tears DAMIEN's lip piercing out, and then smothers DAMIEN with a pillow.

TIFFANY: Hey, Chucky.

CHUCKY: Hey, Tiff, Metal Matt.

METAL MATT: What's up, Chucky.

CHUCKY: Don't tell me you were with this joke.

TIFFANY: Ten years is a long time, Chucky. Besides I was never actually with him. You know me. I'll kill anybody, but I'll only sleep with someone I love.

CHUCKY: Come here.

TIFFANY picks up CHUCKY.

METAL MATT: Glad to have you back, dude. I'll go get dinner started.

ACT I, PART II coming soon...



SIDE NOTE: I am having tons of fun writing this.

[Metal Matt]

ACT I, PART II:

JADE and CHIEF KINCAID are in their living room at their mansion.

CHIEF KINCAID: I cannot believe that you disobeyed me. I have told you time and time again not to see him.

JADE: But I love him.

CHIEF KINCAID: Jade, believe it or not, I actually have your best interests in mind. I'm only doing what your mom want-

JADE: Can we please not talk about my parents? Besides, my parents liked all my friends.

CHIEF KINCAID: Apparently they never saw him. He's trailer park trash. You're too good for him.

JADE: Warren, for the last time, I'm going to be wit-

JADE is slapped across the face by CHIEF KINCAID. She falls to the floor.

CHIEF KINCAID: You know what, I am tired of playing nice. I didn't care about your parents, and I don't care about you. You're grounded indefinitely. You are NOT to see Jesse again. That is an order. Do you understand me? Now get to your room.

Cut to METAL MATT, TIFFANY, and CHUCKY's trailer park home.

TIFFANY: Look, Chucky, me and Metal Matt made Swedish Meatballs for you. It's your favorite.

CHUCKY: Aw, you shouldn't have!

TIFFANY: Well, we wanted tonight to be perfect.

CHUCKY: What the hell is that?

TIFFANY: It's a playpen, silly. For the nursery! You know, Chucky, I still have the ring.

CHUCKY: What ring?

TIFFANY: The ring you left for me. I found it on the mantle the night you were killed. I've never taken it off.

METAL MATT: That's kind of creepy.

CHUCKY: Oh, that's Vivian Van Pelt's ring!

TIFFANY: Who?

METAL MATT: Vivian Van Pelt. She was pretty easy to kill. Then again, there wasn't much to kill, anyway, if you know what I mean.

CHUCKY: Yeah, that ring's worth 5, 6 grand.

TIFFANY: You mean, you weren't going to ask me to marry you?

CHUCKY: What, are you nuts? HAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHA!!! You thought- HAHAHA!!!

TIFFANY: I can't believe it.

CHUCKY: Now what we've got to do is to get me out of this body once and for all.

TIFFANY: No. I think I prefer you like this, you're kind of cute. Is the little baby ticklish?

TIFFANY tickles CHUCKY for a while. TIFFANY then drops CHUCKY into the nursery.

CHUCKY: OK, OK, you're still hung up on the domestic thing, no problem, we'll get hitched.

TIFFANY: My mother always used to say that love would set me free. But that's not true, Chucky. I've been a prisoner of your love for over ten years. Now it's payback time.

CHUCKY: Metal Matt, let me out of here!!

METAL MATT: NO!!! Besides, I don't know where the key is.

TIFFANY: Sweet dreams.

Later that night, TIFFANY is sleeping on the bed, with DAMIEN still handcuffed to the bed. METAL MATT is sleeping on the floor next to the nursery.

CHUCKY: Hey, Metal Matt! You're still up? Why aren't you sleeping in the bed?

METAL MATT: Well, someone's kind of taken my spot. Besides, I can barely sleep anyway. I'm a night owl, for lack of a better term.

CHUCKY: Wait, you've slept with Tiffany the entire ten years??

METAL MATT: ...I'd rather not say anything. Why did you say that anyway? Who wouldn't want to marry Tiffany?

CHUCKY: It was a mistake. I'm not one for commitment.

METAL MATT: Whatever, dude. Night.

The next day, Jesse is shown washing his van, while Tiffany is just waking up.

METAL MATT: Hey, Tiffany. Good Morning!

TIFFANY: Good morning. Were you up all night?

METAL MATT: Kind of. You know me, I can never really sleep for too long. Besides, I was making you this. Close your eyes. OK, now open them.

METAL MATT reveals a doll that resembles TIFFANY. The doll has long bleached blond hair, black lipstick and eye shadow, a beauty mark, a wedding dress, a leather jacket, and black boots.

TIFFANY: Metal Matt, it's beautiful! I love it!

METAL MATT: I'm glad you think so. I'm going grocery shopping, you need anything?

TIFFANY: Hmm... Surprise me.

METAL MATT: Alright. See ya later, Tiff.

They kiss each other goodbye and METAL MATT rides off on his motorcycle. TIFFANY is dragging a suitcase filled with DAMIEN's body.

TIFFANY: Jesse! Jesse! Can you come help me real quick?

JESSE: Sure.

TIFFANY: Thanks, I owe you one.

TIFFANY: I'm getting rid of this, bringing it to the Goodwill. So, are you doing anything tonight? I know a place, we can get a couple drinks.

JESSE: No, I'm with someone.

TIFFANY: That's a shame. All the good guys are taken.

JESSE: Well, bye.

TIFFANY: Wait, Jesse. Treat her right.

JESSE: Excuse me?

TIFFANY: Treat her right. Never take her for granted. It's like my mother always used to say, "Women spend all day slaving away over a hot stove, the least the man can do is wash the dishes." She was kind of a philosopher, my mom. Well, bye.

JESSE: Bye.

Later, a sign saying "PUPPET SHOW AT 8:00 P.M." is seen. A mini-stage is later seen by their trailer home, where TIFFANY is seen with CHUCKY, who has strings attached to him. He is treated like a marionette, constantly being embarrassed and humiliated by various dolls, including the TIFFANY mini doll created by METAL MATT. After the show ends, TIFFANY brings everything back into their home. CHUCKY later cuts his strings and chases after TIFFANY. After a few minutes, CHUCKY finally catches her, and drowns her in the lake by their home. CHUCKY later drags TIFFANY into the trailer home. CHUCKY places TIFFANY's corpse next to the mini doll.

CHUCKY: Ade due damballa. Give me the power, I beg of you. Leveau haberdasher of wood chaloitte. Secoise entienne but death pea. Morteisma place of vocuier of mieu vochette. Endenlieu for boisette damballa! Endenlieu for boisette damballa! Endenlieu for boisette damballa! Awake! Awake! What a crock.

Behind CHUCKY, TIFFANY comes back to life, now inside the body of the mini doll.

TIFFANY: AHHH!!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?

TIFFANY punches CHUCKY to the ground. He gets up.

CHUCKY: You got your wish. You're mine now, doll. And if you know what's good for you, you are going to love, honor, and obey!

TIFFANY: I wouldn't marry you if you had the body of G.I. Joe!

CHUCKY: You're in a doll's body now. Now's not the time to get picky.

TIFFANY: Grrr....

ACT II, PART II coming soon...

[Spanky]

Very nice dude. It's easy to imagine because it's like you're inserted into Bride. Though one line was confusing, when it was about you and Chucky being incredible lovers lol.

[Metal Matt]

Yeah... Lol. I meant separately. I would say after Chucky's death Metal Matt and Tiffany became lovers but on the side. Sort of like a "friends with benefits" kind of thing.

[Spanky]

Damn, cuz I had a whole different scene in my head, lol. Oh well, a man can dream, can't he?

[Metal Matt]

Others can write that fanfic.

[Spanky]

I'll hold out for "50 Shades of Metal Matt", giggitty.

[Metal Matt]

ACT II, PART I

CHUCKY and TIFFANY are reading "Voodoo For Dummies" in the trailer home.

CHUCKY: Face facts, Tiff. You need me if you want to be human again. And we can only do it with this.

CHUCKY turns to a page called "The Heart Of Damballa".

TIFFANY: "The Heart Of Damballa". What the hell is that?

CHUCKY: An amulet! We need it to transfer our souls into human bodies.

TIFFANY: Where is it?

CHUCKY: I was wearing it the night I was gunned down. It was buried, with my corpse, in Hackensack, New Jersey.

TIFFANY: Alright, let's go.

CHUCKY: Oh, sure. You can work the pedals and I'll steer. WE'RE DOLLS, IDIOT!!

TIFFANY: OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO??

CHUCKY: [to himself] What did I get myself into...

METAL MATT walks into the trailer home.

METAL MATT: Tiffany, where are you? Hey Chucky. You've seen Tiffany?

CHUCKY: Yeah, she's right here.

METAL MATT: Um, in case you don't know, that's a doll. Crap on a stick. Tell me you didn't.

CHUCKY: I had to. She deserved it.

METAL MATT: Come here.

METAL MATT kicks CHUCKY in the crotch.

CHUCKY: AHH, JESUS CHRIST, THAT HURT!!

METAL MATT: Wait, that hurt? Er, I mean, that's right, it hurts!

CHUCKY: I'm anatomically correct.

TIFFANY: Really?

METAL MATT: Who was the person that came up with that?

TIFFANY: Anyway, Metal Matt, do you know anything about this Heart Of Damballa thing?

METAL MATT: Sure. In fact, I know how it came about. Once upon a time, There was a man named The Great Damballa, which is what he called himself. He believed himself to be the creator of life and believed that he could save lives, but for a price. Eventually he created an amulet, and he injected his own blood into it. There was only one made, and it has been passed down from generation to generation. I'm assuming John gave it to you. Legend has it that whoever wears it, and says his chant can transfer their soul into another object, living, dead, or inanimate.

CHUCKY: Well, that was informative.

METAL MATT: Well, I always took it more seriously than you did. You just didn't want to die. But I knew that there was more to voodoo than that. But anyway, I will help you, as long as when you do this, You take me to Hollywood, and I never see you again. Tiffany you can visit me, of course.

TIFFANY: How are we going to do that? You don't have your driver's license anymore.

METAL MATT: I know. I run over several old ladies and kids, and they give you the riot act. Well don't worry. I have an idea.

JESSE is talking on the phone in his van.

JESSE: I don't get it. Why don't you just mail the dolls?

METAL MATT: These dolls are very special.

JESSE: Special?

METAL MATT: I mean, there's 500 bucks in it for you if you get them there by tomorrow. No questions asked. I'll have to go with them, though for... insurance policies. Between you and me, I don't trust the person that's buying these dolls.

JESSE: I'll do it. But I want a thousand.

METAL MATT: OK, fine, you greedy little s***. We can give you half now and our friends in Jersey will give you the rest. The key's under the mat.

JESSE arrives at the trailer home.

METAL MATT: Hey, what's up? Here's 500 big ones. We need to go to Hackensack Cemetery. You know where that is?

JESSE: Yeah. Cemetery?

The four of them get into the van and go to JADE's house. JADE sees JESSE's van drive up. JESSE gets out of the van, while CHUCKY, TIFFANY, and METAL MATT stay in.

JADE: Jesse, Warren will kill you if he knows you're here.

JESSE: I know, that's why we're going to run away.

CHUCKY: We don't have time for this!

METAL MATT: What, do you have a pumpkin carriage to catch?

CHUCKY: Very funny, Jan Murray.

JESSE: Jade, you know I would do anything for you, right?

JADE: Jesse-

JESSE: You know, like if you cooked, I'd do the dishes, right? You know I would never take you for granted.

METAL MATT: And I thought that Endless Love movie was boring and sappy.

JESSE: Then marry me. Marry me tonight.

JADE: Where are we going to go?

JESSE: Anywhere you want.

JADE: What are we going to do for money?

JESSE: I got money.

JADE: Where did you get that?

JESSE: You know my neighbors Tiffany and Metal Matt? They're paying me 500 hundred dollars to take a couple of dolls to their friends in New Jersey. And there's another 500 when we get there.

JADE: What have those freaks gotten you into?

[CHUCKY chuckles, and TIFFANY slaps him and METAL MATT punches him]

JESSE: I don't know and I don't care. We can get an apartment, I can put you through college, I'll get a job. What do you say?

JADE: I say I do.

CHUCKY: I think I'm going to throw up.

METAL MATT: Yeah, me too. Even though she is kind of hot.

JADE: I say I do.

JESSE: Come on, let's get you packed.

They run off to the house.

TIFFANY: Aw, that's so romantic.

CHUCKY: I give them 6 months. 3 if she gains weight.

TIFFANY glares at him.

METAL MATT: I'm not sure which part of that to be offended at.

CHIEF KINCAID is revealed to be behind the van, holding a bag of marijuana. He calls NEEDLENOSE on his phone.

CHIEF KINCAID: It's me. His van is parked right outside my house as we speak.

He hangs up the phone and attempts to break into the van, but to no avail. He runs off.

TIFFANY: Who's this guy? What's he doing?

METAL MATT: Screwing with our ride, that's what he's doing.

CHUCKY: Aw, what the hell, I need the exercise.

TIFFANY: Were you born with that knife super glued onto your hand or what.

CHUCKY: What are you talking about?

METAL MATT: Dude, this is the 90s. You got to be a little bit more creative nowadays. Watch this.

METAL MATT sees a glass jar with several nails in it.

METAL MATT: Perfect.

CHIEF KINCAID comes back with a crowbar and breaks into the van and buries the bag of marijuana in the back seat of the van. TIFFANY is in the front seat laughing.

CHIEF KINCAID: Who's there?

CHIEF KINCAID sees the dolls and is disgusted. He then sees 18 nails on the dashboard.

METAL MATT and TIFFANY: [in unison] NOW!

METAL MATT cuts a string, sending all 18 nails directly into CHIEF KINCAID's face.

METAL MATT: See? Now that's the work of a true homicidal genius.

TIFFANY: Wow. Some of your best work yet.

CHUCKY: Pretty impressive. You've come a long way. I see we trained you well.

JESSE and JADE come out of the house, taking their time.

CHUCKY: Come on, let's clean this mess up!

All three of them clean up quickly. JESSE tosses their luggage into the van. He pauses.

JESSE: I could have sworn I had that door locked.

JADE: Come on, let's go.

CHUCKY sees the bag of weed and grabs it and puts it into his pocket.

CHUCKY: Oh, yeah!

METAL MATT: You sicken me.

As Stabbing Westward's "So Wrong" plays, the van drives away and passes the trailer home. METAL MATT looks at it wistfully in a homesick manner through the backseat window as they drive away. They pass a police car who asks them to pull over to The Gasworks, a local club...

ACT II, PART II coming soon...

[Spanky]

Pretty good dude. I am a little unclear of your character in this part. I believe he is still human, and riding with the dolls, that only he knows is alive? Is that correct?

[Metal Matt]

Metal Matt is immortal and for right now, only he knows Chucky and Tiffany are alive.

[Spanky]

Alright, it'll be interesting to see all the Jesse / Jade interactions with Metal Matt sitting there.