Metal Matt Fan Fic: Metal Dynamite
Aug 14, 2014 17:30:26 GMT -6
Spanky and chucky115awesome like this
Post by Metal Matt on Aug 14, 2014 17:30:26 GMT -6
So I have decided to write another movie parody. And I think Spanky and Gee will like this one. I will be writing a parody of Napoelon Dynamite. Let's begin!
CAST:
Metal Matt as Napoleon Dynamite (METAL DYNAMITE)
Jennifer Tilly as Deb (JEN)
Spanky as Kip (SPANKIP)
Chucky115Awesome as Pedro (JACELL)
Chucky as Uncle Rico (UNCLE CHARLES)
Gee as Lafawnduh (LAFAWNGEE)
Tiffany as Summer (TIFFANY)
UndeadPunk as Rex (UNDEADREX)
Smngry as Don (SIMDON)
The Rapping Granny from the Wedding Singer as Grandma (GRANDMA)
ACT I, PART I:
METAL DYNAMITE is waiting for a bus. The bus arrives, and he gets on.
KID: What are you going to do today, Metal Dynamite?
METAL DYNAMITE: Whatever I feel like I wanna do, GOSH!
METAL DYNAMITE takes a pack of fireworks and lights it and throws it onto another car, which explodes.
TEACHER: Your current event, Metal Dynamite.
METAL DYNAMITE: Joan Jett just released a new album. It's pretty cool.
SIMDON: So, Metal Dynamite, what'd you do last summer again?
METAL DYNAMITE: I told you, I spent it in Florida looking at internet memes with my uncle.
SIMDON: Did you make any?
METAL DYNAMITE: Yeah, like 20 of them, people kept asking me to make them, what the hell would you do in a situation like that?
SIMDON: What website did you use?
METAL DYNAMITE: Freakin' MemeGenerator.com, what do you think?
Later on, METAL DYNAMITE is getting his head bashed into a locker. He goes into the office.
METAL DYNAMITE: Can I use the phone?
RECEPTIONIST: Is something wrong?
METAL DYNAMITE: I don't feel very good.
SPANKIP: Hello?
METAL DYNAMITE: Is Grandma there?
SPANKIP: No. What do you need?
METAL DYNAMITE: Can you just come get me?
SPANKIP: No, I'm busy. Why?
METAL DYNAMITE: I don't feel very good.
SPANKIP: Have you talked to the school nurse?
METAL DYNAMITE: No, she doesn't know anything! Can you just do me a favor?
SPANKIP: What?
METAL DYNAMITE: Can you bring me my Doritos?
SPANKIP: No.
METAL DYNAMITE: But I'm really hungry!
SPANKIP: Just get some from the vending machine! They're only a dollar!
METAL DYNAMITE: Those are too expensive! [hangs up] GOSH! IDIOT!
The principal is talking to a new student.
PRINCIPAL: This isn't that complex. Look, the cafeteria's down the hall, to the right, and downstairs.
METAL DYNAMITE: Is this a new kid or something?
PRINCIPAL: Metal Dynamite, this is Jacell. Would you mind showing him his locker?
METAL DYNAMITE: You know, there's, like, a crapload of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join 'cause I'm pretty good with a bow staff. Do you ride the bus to school?
JACELL: No, I ride my bike.
METAL DYNAMITE: What kind of bike is it?
JACELL: It's a sledgehammer.
METAL DYNAMITE: Like Triple H? Man, you've got shocks, pegs, Lucky!
METAL DYNAMITE arrives home.
GRANDMA: How was school?
METAL DYNAMITE: The worst day of my life, what do you think?
GRANDMA: I want you to give Donkey some of this.
METAL DYNAMITE: Spankip has done flippin' anything today.
GRANDMA: Look, me and- Spankip, listen!
SPANKIP: WHAT?
GRANDMA: Tonight me and your aunt are gonna go visit some friends... and we're not gonna be back till tomorrow. We're gettin' low on burritos, so I got Lyle comin' over tomorrow to take care of it.
METAL DYNAMITE: Well, what's there to eat?
GRANDMA: Knock it off, Metal Dynamite, Make yourself a dang quesadilla! I'll be back tomorrow.
GRANDMA leaves.
METAL DYNAMITE: Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Spankip.
SPANKIP: Metal Dynamite, don't be jealous that I've been skyping online with babes all day. Besides, we both know I'm training to become a cage fighter.
METAL DYNAMITE: Since when?
SPANKIP grabs METAL DYNAMITE and puts him in a headlock. The doorbell is rung. SPANKIP lets go of METAL DYNAMITE.
METAL DYNAMITE: I'll go get it. [slaps SPANKIP]
SPANKIP: JEEZ!
METAL DYNAMITE opens the door. A woman with a side ponytail is seen with a assortment of items.
GIRL: My name is Jen, and I'm trying to earn money for college. Do you need any headshots?
SPANKIP: Your mom goes to college.
DEB drops all her stuff at the front door and walks off.
SPANKIP: It would be nice if you could pull me into town.
ACT I, PART II coming soon...
CAST:
Metal Matt as Napoleon Dynamite (METAL DYNAMITE)
Jennifer Tilly as Deb (JEN)
Spanky as Kip (SPANKIP)
Chucky115Awesome as Pedro (JACELL)
Chucky as Uncle Rico (UNCLE CHARLES)
Gee as Lafawnduh (LAFAWNGEE)
Tiffany as Summer (TIFFANY)
UndeadPunk as Rex (UNDEADREX)
Smngry as Don (SIMDON)
The Rapping Granny from the Wedding Singer as Grandma (GRANDMA)
ACT I, PART I:
METAL DYNAMITE is waiting for a bus. The bus arrives, and he gets on.
KID: What are you going to do today, Metal Dynamite?
METAL DYNAMITE: Whatever I feel like I wanna do, GOSH!
METAL DYNAMITE takes a pack of fireworks and lights it and throws it onto another car, which explodes.
TEACHER: Your current event, Metal Dynamite.
METAL DYNAMITE: Joan Jett just released a new album. It's pretty cool.
SIMDON: So, Metal Dynamite, what'd you do last summer again?
METAL DYNAMITE: I told you, I spent it in Florida looking at internet memes with my uncle.
SIMDON: Did you make any?
METAL DYNAMITE: Yeah, like 20 of them, people kept asking me to make them, what the hell would you do in a situation like that?
SIMDON: What website did you use?
METAL DYNAMITE: Freakin' MemeGenerator.com, what do you think?
Later on, METAL DYNAMITE is getting his head bashed into a locker. He goes into the office.
METAL DYNAMITE: Can I use the phone?
RECEPTIONIST: Is something wrong?
METAL DYNAMITE: I don't feel very good.
SPANKIP: Hello?
METAL DYNAMITE: Is Grandma there?
SPANKIP: No. What do you need?
METAL DYNAMITE: Can you just come get me?
SPANKIP: No, I'm busy. Why?
METAL DYNAMITE: I don't feel very good.
SPANKIP: Have you talked to the school nurse?
METAL DYNAMITE: No, she doesn't know anything! Can you just do me a favor?
SPANKIP: What?
METAL DYNAMITE: Can you bring me my Doritos?
SPANKIP: No.
METAL DYNAMITE: But I'm really hungry!
SPANKIP: Just get some from the vending machine! They're only a dollar!
METAL DYNAMITE: Those are too expensive! [hangs up] GOSH! IDIOT!
The principal is talking to a new student.
PRINCIPAL: This isn't that complex. Look, the cafeteria's down the hall, to the right, and downstairs.
METAL DYNAMITE: Is this a new kid or something?
PRINCIPAL: Metal Dynamite, this is Jacell. Would you mind showing him his locker?
METAL DYNAMITE: You know, there's, like, a crapload of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join 'cause I'm pretty good with a bow staff. Do you ride the bus to school?
JACELL: No, I ride my bike.
METAL DYNAMITE: What kind of bike is it?
JACELL: It's a sledgehammer.
METAL DYNAMITE: Like Triple H? Man, you've got shocks, pegs, Lucky!
METAL DYNAMITE arrives home.
GRANDMA: How was school?
METAL DYNAMITE: The worst day of my life, what do you think?
GRANDMA: I want you to give Donkey some of this.
METAL DYNAMITE: Spankip has done flippin' anything today.
GRANDMA: Look, me and- Spankip, listen!
SPANKIP: WHAT?
GRANDMA: Tonight me and your aunt are gonna go visit some friends... and we're not gonna be back till tomorrow. We're gettin' low on burritos, so I got Lyle comin' over tomorrow to take care of it.
METAL DYNAMITE: Well, what's there to eat?
GRANDMA: Knock it off, Metal Dynamite, Make yourself a dang quesadilla! I'll be back tomorrow.
GRANDMA leaves.
METAL DYNAMITE: Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Spankip.
SPANKIP: Metal Dynamite, don't be jealous that I've been skyping online with babes all day. Besides, we both know I'm training to become a cage fighter.
METAL DYNAMITE: Since when?
SPANKIP grabs METAL DYNAMITE and puts him in a headlock. The doorbell is rung. SPANKIP lets go of METAL DYNAMITE.
METAL DYNAMITE: I'll go get it. [slaps SPANKIP]
SPANKIP: JEEZ!
METAL DYNAMITE opens the door. A woman with a side ponytail is seen with a assortment of items.
GIRL: My name is Jen, and I'm trying to earn money for college. Do you need any headshots?
SPANKIP: Your mom goes to college.
DEB drops all her stuff at the front door and walks off.
SPANKIP: It would be nice if you could pull me into town.
ACT I, PART II coming soon...