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Post by Metal Matt on Jul 6, 2014 23:56:22 GMT -6
It's fanfic time again! This time, Metal Matt and Jennifer's kids, Lightning and Joan, are being bullied in high school. Metal Matt, aware of this, decides to become a substitute teacher and secretly kill all the bullies. However he runs into another slasher by the name of Angela Baker, who is doing something similar...
ACT I, PART I:
LIGHTNING and JOAN come home from school. METAL MATT is seen watching Shrek 2 with SPANKY and GEE.
METAL MATT: Hey kids. How was school?
LIGHTNING: Terrible.
METAL MATT: How come?
JOAN: These kids keep picking on us.
JENNIFER: Well that's unfortunate.
LIGHTNING: Well, there's some good news. One of our teachers is about to retire. We'll be getting a new one.
METAL MATT: Retire, eh?
SPANKY: HAHAHHAAHA!!! You just missed it, Metal Matt! The band guy was playing the theme to Hawaii Five-O!!
GEE: Yeah, Shrek makes everything better. They have to go to Far Far Away? Things are getting good!
METAL MATT: Yeah, kids, come watch Shrek 2 with us! I'll go to your school and handle it.
We then see the School, in which a teacher, Mr. Tibor, is giving a retirement speech.
TIBOR: Thank you all for a wonderful 10 years, but now I have to go and retire to Florida.
TIBOR walks outside the school and is murdered by METAL MATT in his car. METAL MATT then drives to an ocean and dumps TIBOR's body in there.
PRINCIPAL: Boys and girls, allow me to introduce your new substitute teacher, Mr. Metal Matt!
JOAN and LIGHTNING: What?
METAL MATT: Hello, kids! I am here to teach you the power of rock!
BULLY #1: Rock sucks.
METAL MATT: Say that again. I dare you, I double dog dare you, say that one more time.
BULLY #1: I retract that statement.
METAL MATT: Now, I think we can get on with class. With me as your substitute, this will be an interesting semester.
ACT I, PART II coming soon...
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Post by Spanky on Jul 7, 2014 3:09:13 GMT -6
Oh man Metal Matt teaches school! Can't wait to read more.
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Post by Metal Matt on Jul 7, 2014 15:12:09 GMT -6
ACT II, PART II:
METAL MATT is sitting in the teacher's lounge during his lunch break.
MR. KROKUS: So, how's it been so far?
METAL MATT: Well, there's been a few ups and downs, but I think I'm going to make it work.
ANGELA: Yeah, these kids can be hell sometimes. By the way, I'm Angela. Angela Baker.
METAL MATT: Metal Matt.
ANGELA: Don't you just hate bullies?
METAL MATT: Yeah, they're the scum of the earth.
ANGELA: We'd do anything to protect our kids, wouldn't we?
METAL MATT: Yeah, we would.
ANGELA: You know, I was thinki-
The school bell rings.
ANGELA: Well, time to get back to work!
METAL MATT: Yeah, see you later. Weird person.
Back in the classroom...
METAL MATT: So, now it's time for the History Of Shrek. In what year did the first movie come out?
BULLY: 1988?
METAL MATT: Wrong, dummy. Lightning?
LIGHTNING: 2001?
METAL MATT: Correctamundo, son.
BULLY: [softly to LIGHTNING] You're lucky your father is the teacher. After school, get ready for the beating of your life.
METAL MATT: And class is dismissed. Lightning and Joan, stay for just a minute. Your mother's coming to get you. I have to stay here for another few hours.
Later on, the BULLY is outside the school waiting for LIGHTNING.
BULLY: Where are you, teacher's pet?
METAL MATT: It's time to throw the book at you.
METAL MATT hits the BULLY with a textbook. He then assaults the BULLY with a ruler. The BULLY then dies.
METAL MATT: School's out... for you.
ACT II, PART I coming soon...
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Post by Spanky on Jul 7, 2014 15:14:12 GMT -6
YES SHREK! I am loving this, dude.
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Post by Zephyr on Jul 7, 2014 16:11:09 GMT -6
Yaaaaaay good so far!
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Post by Metal Matt on Jul 7, 2014 22:33:29 GMT -6
ACT II, PART I:
The police are investigating the school after the BULLY's death.
MR. KROKUS: Who could have done this?
PRINCIPAL: I don't know. This couldn't have been any of our kids.
MR. KROKUS: Do you know who the kid is?
PRINCIPAL: Good god. She's going to be devastated.
Back at METAL MATT's home...
SPANKY: Oh, HAHAHAHA!!! Prince Charming is a riot!!
GEE: I find it creepy that the people in Far Far Away are voiced by British people.
TIFFANY: Hey, Metal Matt. How was your first day as a teacher?
METAL MATT: Well, let's say that I... made a difference.
TIFFANY: Did you take care of the bully?
METAL MATT: Absolutely. I also met some odd teacher by the name of Angela Baker. Something's suspicious about her.
TIFFANY: You think she's a killer?
METAL MATT: Well, if she is, I'll protect everybody.
The next day at school...
METAL MATT:... And that's why Movie 43 sucks.
STUDENT: Shouldn't we be learning about History or something?
METAL MATT: This IS history. The history of terrible movies. Now Shrek 2 and Ghostbusters. Those are some great comedies.
Later, in the lunchroom...
FEMALE BULLY: Hey, Joan, give me some of your tots.
JOAN: No.
FEMALE BULLY: Fine. [punches JOAN]
JOAN later finds FEMALE BULLY and strangles her. She also assaults her with her backpack. She pounds the BULLY's head until the skull is cracked.
The police later arrive and discover the body.
COP: Another student gone.
MR. KROKUS: This isn't making any sense.
ANGELA: Get back. Get back. Oh my god. These two were my children. I think I know who this this. And he is going to pay...
The end is near... ACT II, PART II coming soon...
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Post by Zephyr on Jul 7, 2014 23:07:15 GMT -6
I wonder if 2 immortals have kids, I wondee if there kids would be immortal?
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Post by Metal Matt on Jul 7, 2014 23:26:34 GMT -6
In the Metal Universe, If 2 immortals had kids, then their kids would indeed be immortal. However, since Metal Matt was immortal, and Jennifer was not at the time of the twins conception, the twins will only have longer than average lives.  |
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Post by Spanky on Jul 8, 2014 2:55:13 GMT -6
Definitely love the tots reference. Good stuff, man!
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Post by Metal Matt on Jul 8, 2014 16:00:05 GMT -6
ACT II, PART II:
METAL MATT: Okay kids. Every now and again, you'll have to use self-defense. If teaching in your school has taught me anything, it's that there are some jerks in this school.
JOAN: Yeah, we know you killed one of them.
METAL MATT: You know I'm a murderer?
LIGHTNING: Mom told us a couple months ago. Besides, it's pretty obvious. Remember when you stabbed the mailman?
METAL MATT: I'm just tired of him bringing Shrek merchandise to my house. Granted, it's for Spanky and Gee, but still. They live a couple blocks away, why can't he find the right address? But anyway, the point is, there's been several murders in that school NOT committed by me. I think I know who it is, and they might try to get to you. So this is the way to stab. You give a good forward slashing motion, maybe change it up a bit to be creative...
The next day at school.
METAL MATT: Okay, kids, this is my last day teaching here. It's been a good week, but know I have other stuff to do. [bell rings] And that's the bell. See ya around.
ANGELA: Hey you. [throws a knife at METAL MATT, which lands in his chest] You know, you're very clever. But not as clever as me. When I was at Camp Arawak, I killed many people like you wouldn't believe. You've got nothing on me. You killed my son, and your daughter killed my daughter. Now you're going to have to pay.
JENNIFER: Is that so? [stabs ANGELA in the head with a knife]
METAL MATT comes and assaults ANGELA and throws her through a classroom door. He then beats her with a yardstick. ANGELA fights both of them and throws them through a table. ANGELA then sees JOAN and stabs her twice. As ANGELA is about to kill JOAN, LIGHTNING comes and shoots her. ANGELA, still alive is then assaulted by the whole family, and all 4 take turns until ANGELA is finally dead.
METAL MATT: So, I guess we all learned something today.
JENNIFER: We learned how to kill as a family.
JOAN: Yes.
METAL MATT: But kids, remember: Only do this in self-defense. I don't want you following in my footsteps.
LIGHTNING: School's out.
JENNIFER: Yes. Yes it is. Now let's go home.
THE END.
So, I think that this was fun to write, and that this was a decent fanfic. I don't think it's as good as my other ones, but this was still pretty good. If you have any suggestions for me to write, let me know!!
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Post by Spanky on Jul 8, 2014 16:02:52 GMT -6
Pretty entertaining, I like it. But if you keep getting all of Gee and my Shrek stuff, does that mean we keep getting all your ribcage shirts?
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Post by Metal Matt on Jul 8, 2014 16:04:35 GMT -6
Pretty much, yeah. Metal Matt usually breaks in and switches the stuff. |
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Post by Spanky on Jul 8, 2014 16:08:09 GMT -6
It's not breaking in if we give you a key buddy.
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Post by Metal Matt on Jul 8, 2014 16:10:17 GMT -6
True. |
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Post by Gee on Jul 8, 2014 16:25:48 GMT -6
Ohhh man!! I love this! I love how you kept Spanky and I in here, loyal members of The Ribcage Nation forever man. I wish Metal Matt could teach my school  |
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